saxophone

the thing instrument thing, like a trumpet but not, very epic though

"the saxophone guy is cool"
"ne ne nene nuh na neh"

by uztratzac March 28, 2022

waxin the saxophone

another term for jerkin off

josh: hey bro what did you do last night”
solomon: i was just waxin the saxophone!”
josh: wonderful!

by staysingle4life January 25, 2022

Saxophonism

Using a saxophone with malicious intent.

"why is Ronald McDonald beating a truck with a saxophone? That's just saxophonism."

by nootywootyowo August 2, 2021

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 27, 2025

saxophone

Saxophone is an instrument for Real Men. Trumpet people complain they have to move their mouth so much. They have 3 fucking buttons. To play baritone and tuba you need: big lungs, press 3 buttons. Saxophone you need breath control, you have a clusterfuck of buttons to press.

The men who play saxophone are Real Men. The women who play saxophone are also Real Men. You can spot a saxophone player from their testosterone fueled swagger, and the unbelievable amount of contempt they use when saying the phrase, trumpet "player." They'll probably use air quotes and all.

"how long have you been practicing the saxophone for?"

"yes"

by zz no face March 15, 2025