bollock satchel

alternate name for a scrotum, a ballsack, a ballbag, male testicles

'dude, your bollock satchel looks like its on fire'

by mangorice August 15, 2015

batch satchel

scrotum, where you keep your man seed.

if you dont stop bugging me, i will kick your batch satchel

by partsgirl October 26, 2012

turd satchel

a man purse that can be carried around while traveling, it is used for shitting in when there in no toilet around.

“dude, can i please use your turd satchel? i left mine at home and i rly gotta fucking dump”

by sweetpickleluver24 September 9, 2021

sneezing in a satchel

Another term for "eating the pussy"

Sneezing in a satchel is the easiest way to get a girl off

by satchelsneezer69 January 30, 2017

jew satchel

The pockets of a hoodie; known to be a satchel by Jews because they are too cheep to buy an actual purse/satchel.

Guy 1: why does that girl have all the that stuff shoved in her hoodie?
Guy 2: must be her Jew satchel.

by Satchel lover January 22, 2014

satchel secretions

Sweat from the underneath of a males balls

I need a shower my satchel secretions are going to start smelling.

by Gdlvr1 July 13, 2019

sphere satchel

ball sack

That kid kicked me square in my sphere satchel!

by SnooterBoy June 9, 2009