St. Louis Salt Lick

When you're railing a cowgirl that is at least 15 years older in a seemingly empty pasture, atop a hay bale. This is generally done in early spring before bugs are hatching out. After going at it for a while, the man feeling a tickle on his ass (thinking it is a bug, but realizing its too cold), turns around to see her Clydesdale horse licking his asshole.

Man, I ran up north the other night to get with that cowgirl and got a St. Louis Salt Lick instead.

by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023

St. Louis Riot

Another badass Axl event. Some cunt brought a camera to a Guns N Roses concert, and Axl Rose (frontman) saw it and yelled for the security to take it away. They didn't notice what he was taking about, so he impulsively dived off the stage to get it from him. The security threw him back on stage, to which Axl announced "Thanks to the lame ass security, I'm going home!"

This started an extremely infamous riot.

St. Louis Riot: Yeah, it was obnoxious and stupid, but seriously, this guy is hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pomIFCkmHX8&feature=related
The riot.

by Cati (nLove With Slash) March 31, 2009

St. Louis Lunatic

Ya got to shit on your girls chest, then titty fuck her with the poo as a lube, then cum on her face yelling undalay undalay mamma E.I. E.I. uhhh ohhhh! like the Nelly song.

I had to shit while fucking that trick so bad a decided to give her the St. Louis Lunatic. It was crazy!

by Big Don LuBon May 8, 2010

St. Louis Brown Eye

An anus of a man or women, also known as dirty penny, bunghole, Rusty Sherrifs badge

While banging my girl, I slipped it into her St. Louis Brown Eye

by The Feigster February 22, 2009

St. Louis Chocolate Bar

After you have finished with anal sex, you flip around and let the woman lick the poop off your erection.

The Dave was the first ever person to receive a St. Louis Chocolate Bar!

by Gravey Train February 12, 2010

St. Louis Blues

Fudgin' shizzzz

The St. Louis Blues are fudgin' shizzzz. Blackhawks are the best!

by Let's go Blackhawks May 31, 2018

St. Louis Shotgun

The St. Louis Shotgun is a sexual manuever that includes a man on all fours, getting a reach around (having his cock stroked from behind), and simultaneously getting his ass fingered. The motion that happens from the partner with the stroking of the cock and fingering the ass simulate the cocking of a shotgun.

Last night I climaxed while getting a St. Louis Shotgun.

by Michellestl January 2, 2017