sms

shoot my shot

Louis: bro no cap ima sms
n/a: you what ?
Louis: im gonna shoot my shot with the shawty

by dropdeadx April 23, 2019

Sm

A fucking crackhead and is the funny person of the group

“Shes such a fucking sm”

by annequack June 8, 2020

SM

(SMiling Mentally)
We ALL know that even though what your friend said was 'sooo' funny and hilarious you want to say lol, lmfao, lmao, lmbo, or in retarded cases ROTFLMAO but here is the REAL joke was it really so funny that you were LITERALLY laughing and rolling your INSEPARABLE "butt" off? NO. So i created a more SMARTER way of saying "lol."
- Laughing without actual outbursts.
- Especially in a quiet place maybe church or something.

-Today i farted in class, everybody ran out when they smelled it
-SM

-That joke was real funny SM im at an assembly

-What you said wasnt funny enough to laugh out loud but i dont want you to feel bad SM

by JJadeNM January 23, 2010

sms

Suck me slow.
or
suck me sideways

instead of sayin like "fuck you" or an emphasis to "wat ever"

"nigga i hear that bitch burned you?! lol"

" man what ever nigga sms! no homo"

by chelsea price November 7, 2007

sms

a hell hole...

“Do you go to sms?”

“Yes I do!”

“We cant be friends...”

by missdickisthiccc March 22, 2019

sm

Abv. for Sales Mark.

The logo has a SM at the right.

by Scratch DJ February 4, 2005

sms

SMS = Smirks silently.

We all know nobody actually lol's when they lol.
The more appropriate term would be to type 'sms'. Because I'm sure you smirk at the computer screen a lot. But laughing out loud is a little too much.

"...And then she totally slapped the shit out of him."

"Sms."

by 100 Percent Cotton October 10, 2008