They cannot show Brian Dozer below the waist on tv because he is a ball shifter, and it is inappropriate to see on tv.
by Mr Ball Shifter February 11, 2018
1: hey, dude, I wanna fuck William Afton so bad
2: He's a child murderer
3: Okay Cloud, the Lucid Shifter
2: He's a child murderer
3: Okay Cloud, the Lucid Shifter
by the weird guy from texas December 28, 2022
I gave him a juicy shaft shifter
by Crazylady October 18, 2017
A person who doesn't practice reality shifting, which is the act of moving your consciousness from one reality to another.
person 1: "Hey, have you heard of reality shifting? You should totally try it!"
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."
person 2: "No thanks, I'm not interested in it."
person 1: "Oh okay, you're a non-shifter then."
by the girl who shifts January 26, 2023
A person who you are so close to you can trust will help you remove the body of a sexual partner (died from natural causes) from your bed before you spouse comes home...no questions asked
He is my body shifter
by David Townhill March 18, 2019
Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.
Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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