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dirty scissors 

when a person cuts, or has sex with others who are dirty, ugly,or nasty.
donnie cuts so many nasty chicks, the guys call him dirty scissors.
dirty scissors by price/snavely September 30, 2007

turd-scissors 

A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.
I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.
turd-scissors by Trottz January 22, 2014

crusty scissors 

The act of scissoring with your butthole
Me and my girl had sex

What did you do?
Crusty scissors
crusty scissors by Pears February 5, 2015

Saftey Scissors 

A device kindergardners are forced to use when making crafts
Honestly, If I were a kindergarden teacher, I'd say, "go for it kids, use the big boy/girl scissors, I could use the kid decline right now. You could still poke your eyes out with saftey scissors anyways so..."

Swinging Scissors / Spinning Scissors

Swinging scissors can mean anything really

It means to go wild also can mean to mess up badly. Can be used to be bored. Can be phrased spinning scissors.

Means to be really mad.

Very old saying used by the older and younger generations
She went absolutely crazy wild last night she was Swinging scissors / Spinning scissors

He messed that project up he really swinging scissors on it.

They had nothing to do all day they were really "spinning scissors" .

Jesus he was fairly swinging scissors today.

Rusty Scissors 

A pair of older aged lesbians that engage in sexual activities such as scissoring.
I met our new neighbors today, husband says to wife. Wife replied with, The rusty scissors across the street?, I heard they were very nice.
Rusty Scissors by Bitch Pudding December 20, 2021