A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.
I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.
A device kindergardners are forced to use when making crafts
Honestly, If I were a kindergarden teacher, I'd say, "go for it kids, use the big boy/girlscissors, I could use the kid decline right now. You could still poke your eyes out with saftey scissors anyways so..."