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Ryder

A guy that likes 5-9 year olds in his bed. When he fucks them he starts grabbing the child and starts to pull his teeth and stick them in his mouth and swollow them. If he sees a child he pulls up with his van and then pulls them inside and starts making them give him head while he cums in their mouth even if it's a boy. Ryder was also charged with multiple counts of beastiality in his past years.
HOLY SHIT I JUST FUCKED A KID I CALL THAT A RYDER
by xxyourmomfatxx November 16, 2021
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An absolute god amongst us. He’s gonna be the best boyfriend to the lucky person he will date. He’s quick to defend his friends. He is never late, he is always on time.
Person one: Did you meet Ryder?
Person two: Yeah, I wanna date him!
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literally always has the hottest voice
person 1: hi Ryder!
ryder: hey!
person 1: faints
by lizziethebean November 22, 2021
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Big dick at least 8 inches soft I’m a pussy whisperer I like nans
Ryder is the fucking goat
by I’m better than everyone November 22, 2021
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Big dick at least 8 inches soft I’m a pussy whisperer I like nans
Ryder is the fucking goat
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A “quirky” kinda guy who uses his left brain and cries about. Can’t look his female friends in the eye either! A huge wuss too!
“Man that Ryder guy is quirky and is kinda a wuss.”
by doctorwammy34 November 24, 2021
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