butt to butt resuscitation

resuscitating someone, through their anus, using the power of the fart

Holy crap, Brandon was sleeping, and I totally gave him butt to butt resuscitation.

by Mechanic February 26, 2004

Remus Lupin

Werewolf, former professor, once friends with James Potter, (the all-sexy)Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew.

You can HAVE Remus Lupin! No one's stopping you, 'long as I've got my Siri.

by Padfoot's Stalker September 21, 2003

remus

A statement of disagreement, the opposite of oath .

Person 1: "Going for long runs is so much fun"
Person 2: "Remus"

by a real fella June 10, 2018

Remus

Remus is an amazing friend. When he wants to be. He can be a massive dickhead. But that’s just part of his charm! He’s incredibly funny and an epic member of the meme society. God bless Remus.

Remus is a rad dude

by Ok I’m dying March 10, 2019

Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation

Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation is the hilarious task of reviving somebody who is asleep or passed out by spreading ones naked butt cheeks and positioning it over a recipients mouth and farting into it. It is much better when witnessed by people who are trying to contain their laughter until the procedure has been successful. Compared to its more well known cousin 'mouth-to-mouth resuscitation', Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation is an often thankless alternative, and if the recipient is woken by it, their response can range from aggressiveness, nausea and laughter, sometimes the recipient may experience all three of these symptoms. Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation or 'ATM' as it's affectionately known can also be used to boost morale of those witnessing the said procedure, and the fond memories would never cease to bring tears of laughter to their eyes for years to come.

Mike:"Haha Rowan got hammered last night and is still passed out on the kitchen floor"
James: "Wow do you think we should try Ass-to-Mouth Resuscitation?"
Mike:"Lol yeah but we need to film so we'll get Kev in here, he can film it"

by Captain Andy Pants January 3, 2020

Retsam

the opposite of master, a true idiot that doesnt know the difference between right or left

your such a retsam

by thecamel April 1, 2009

RemusOmega

Also known as ReMuSoMeGa - Originated from Greek and latin text. Remus was one of the founders of Rome, along with his brother; Romulus. Remus was one of the greatest leaders of all time. Omega Is the last letter of the Greek alphabet. Also known as "The Alpha and the Omega" Which means "The Begining and the End (God)"
The compound-noun translates into "Last Ultimate Leader"

(n) - The RemusOmega was the last leader of the land, that would bring the kingdom back to glory after suffering for hundreds of years

by Verdelet October 2, 2005