by Princess2727 February 10, 2022
Get the Golden retrievermug. Your job is to run to the center of the football field and grab the kick off tee after the ball is booted to the other end of the field. The only way you can screw this up is if you’re plowed into by the return man or the fifth string linebacker relegated to Special Teams.
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You get to go to every home game, be on the sidelines, and work a grand total of ten minutes per game by simply running in to football field. Thats a kicking tee retriever
by who really cares damn January 7, 2010
Get the kicking tee retrievermug. If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It
If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
Get the If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved Itmug. When you give someone a rim job upon meeting them for the first time and have them tell you about their day while eating their ass.
by Sluts4SkyDaddy March 2, 2022
Get the Golden Retriever Greetingmug. by Veebop December 6, 2022
Get the Golden Retrievermug. In ufology, "crash retrieval" is the ongoing, covert practice by military and intelligence agencies of locating crashed UFOs and hauling them back to the nearest secret military warehouse for future scientific study. It is alleged that crash retrievals have been taking place since at least 1947 when the Roswell Incident happened. It is also alleged that the sheer number of successful crash retrievals has been high enough and frequent enough that entire teams have been designated exclusively for the task, and that they are each assigned different geographic regions to carry out their duties.
The goal with crash retrieval is to study the alien technology and the "exotic materials" of the craft, reverse engineer as much of it as possible, and then develop as many military and commercial applications as possible. It has been claimed by UFO insiders that there is a time frame of roughly 20 years from the moment a craft is retrieved, to the marketplace introduction of new tech from the craft. During that 20 years, secret patents get issued to the private contractors whose scientists are studying the exotic materials of the UFO.
Examples of modern technical breakthroughs which are supposedly the end-product of crash retrieval research include transistors, semiconductors, microchips, photovoltaic solar panels, night vision, heat vision, stealth technology, nano-technology, and most of the US space program.
The goal with crash retrieval is to study the alien technology and the "exotic materials" of the craft, reverse engineer as much of it as possible, and then develop as many military and commercial applications as possible. It has been claimed by UFO insiders that there is a time frame of roughly 20 years from the moment a craft is retrieved, to the marketplace introduction of new tech from the craft. During that 20 years, secret patents get issued to the private contractors whose scientists are studying the exotic materials of the UFO.
Examples of modern technical breakthroughs which are supposedly the end-product of crash retrieval research include transistors, semiconductors, microchips, photovoltaic solar panels, night vision, heat vision, stealth technology, nano-technology, and most of the US space program.
After the UFO was shot down by a fighter pilot, a crash retrieval team from the US Army arrived at the crash site, cordoned off the area, and then hauled the craft lifeless away.
by Innocent Byproduct June 5, 2023
Get the crash retrievalmug. Someone who is typically called Luc. Not only do they have a personality of a golden retriever but also pees like one.
And shits.
In BUSHES
And shits.
In BUSHES
by C<3L4EVA January 18, 2023
Get the Golden Retrievermug.