Golden Retriever Boy

A soft boy who commonly has blonde hair and is one with being outside, but also, will hop onto Fortnite or Lethal Company with you. He is more of an optimistic type of person, yet he will be straight too the point when need be because he cares about you. Gentle yet playful! He may be a tad bit unaware, and disconnect sometimes though that's just him.
"Oh, well. Wanna walk the trails after school? We have a tad bit too yap about." Me

"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy

"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me
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The evolution of the Golden retriever boyfriend, the Elder golden retriever husband, who is easy going, playful, and silly like his golden retriever counter part, but with way more snap, crackle, and pops, who craves a daily nap in the sun. He still sees himself as having his 22 yr old body and will act as such and then spend 2 days recovering from the shenanigans he got into with his kids.
'Wasn't your husband just complaining about his knee pain? Where did he go?'

In the back ground 'kids don't do this!' As my husband leaps off the high dive attempting a back flip landing on his back.

'Yup, that's my elder golden retriever husband'
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A boyfriend capable of licking his own genitals
My golden retriever boyfriend does not need me to go down on him anymore.
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Golden Retriever

"I was staring at this jogger's Golden Retriever and she called me a pig." - Tim
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