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Quagmire arm

A condition caused by frequent prolonged masturbation where one arm becomes noticeably larger or stronger than the other.
“Dude, I beat my shit so hard last night, my arm feels like it exploded.”
“Bruh if you don’t quit you’re gonna end up with Quagmire arm.”
by TheRealAdG October 11, 2025
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Pull a quagmire

If you’re hunting for a car don’t pull a quagmire!
by Coldscold April 2, 2025
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