Exactyl like Pterodactyl

Exactyl like a Pterodactyl;

A term used to express the "exactness" of a phrase and/or situation. Originating from a common typo of "exactly," as well as a hybrid of poor English skills, Exactyl like Pterodactyl is an excellent way to agree with someone in a light, carefree manner.

"Fat people always lie!"
"Exactyl like Pterodactyl!"

by aWeThUm March 4, 2006

Pterodactyl

When someone gets down on their knees and gives someone a blowjob as well as jerking off both guys to the left and right of the one receiving head

I can’t wait for the party tonight I’m gonna try to wrangle a couple guys up so I can try a did you say to try to try a pterodactyl or try to pterodactyl I think trying to pterodactyls funnier I’m trying to pterodactyl

by Zamboni_Man August 3, 2024

Spicier Pterodactyl

A Silent Pterodactyl, but before inserting your elbow into Vagina you squirt Sriracha hot sauce all over it

My bitch really screamed when I gave her the Spicier Pterodactyl

by SheckaMeccaLekka August 24, 2011

Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl

A disease where Justin puts his penis down every couch he sees. Similar/ often confused with strep.
In reality you put penis everywhere.

Justin has Pussitis Streptococcus Pterodactyl again, maybe he’ll rub some fucking dirt on it or take a cough drop this time and stop being a fucking idiot dumbass.

by ManeBro69 June 8, 2022

Pterodactyl

When a male stretches his balls to look like his penis has wings, and cums all over a female.

" man, I don’t know why she hates me now. All I did was give her a pterodactyl. "

by MicrosandPhyscos April 18, 2022

Pterodactyl Slap

Like getting Turkey Slapped but by one HELL of a monster burd

"Like, ohmaayygooodddd, BMo says he's gonna Pterodactyl Slap me with his Late Jurassic dino dingus"
"Gurl, you are SO lucky. I wish I had a man who would...."
"**Pterodactyl shriek approaching rapidly**"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"wweeereee deeeeeeaaaddd nowwwwwwwww"

by thebeemdreem September 8, 2020

pterodactyl teacup

Also known as The illusive "TT CUP" the act of cleverly suspending one self in a bird in flight position over two willing participants who are positioned where one can receive the tea-baggin and one on all fours giving a blowjob to the said bird and with perfect timing you ejaculate in her mouth and pull your balls out of the other mouth allowing her to let that load run out of her mouth into the tea-bagged set of lips below her chin

" man I talked to Kylie yesterday and she told me, that "pterodactyl teacup" we hit Linda wit was epic now she wants to hit Erica with it!" God I love Kylie.

by Paymedottcom November 1, 2022