The hottest man to ever live. The daddiest of daddies. His voice can make any person melt and one look can make a girl faint. He’s got one of the largest and (horniest)fan base you’ll ever meet.
Sophie “I want Elvis Presley soooo bad. He could slap him and I’d say thank you”
Mary “any era I’d take him. He is so fine. I want him to talk dirty to me”
Sophie “I want him to do more than that to me”
Mary “any era I’d take him. He is so fine. I want him to talk dirty to me”
Sophie “I want him to do more than that to me”
by greatgig October 25, 2023
The most handsome man in the world, the best selling artist and just a great person. I love Elvis Presley so much he is the love of my life and he will always be remembered.
Person 1- “hey have you heard Elvis Presley song Heartbreak Hotel?”
Person 2- “of course I love that song!”
Person 2- “of course I love that song!”
by elvispresleyswife September 12, 2023
a slaying queen who is a shy GORL. She like math and has LONGGGG HAIR and she luvs her lol rat kids especially me and the other rat. Her name always autocorrects to mrs preskey. She has long knifes at home to kill yiu too :))
rat 1: “UM WHERE DID RAt 3 GO?!!”
rat 2:” oh she got tooling away to mrs presley house she’ll be dead by afternoon ☠️🙀🙈🥲”
rat 2:” oh she got tooling away to mrs presley house she’ll be dead by afternoon ☠️🙀🙈🥲”
by Urfavrat December 26, 2022
Omg! did you hear kai making fun of presys awesome language?!? how dare he! ( van presley language is the best language ever )
by ivyy !! April 15, 2022
Whenever you're in the middle of helping elderly people move into a new house... And then you smash a doorframe with a desk
by `dad October 28, 2019
An overly horny teenage boy who spends his free time talking to his favorite people a red head and a brunette,playing Madden,sneaking out and hanging out with his football friends. Oh he gotta small dick toooo
You have you seen Aaron Presley Edwards latley? No I haven't he's probably doing what he always does.
by Hahaha guess bitch. January 21, 2018
Presley is unique.
Her style is unique in the world, you’re never going to see it again.
She trying to fight you is probably the most true love that you’re going to feel ever.
Seeing her with that beautiful smile is something that I want to see the rest of my life.
Her style is unique in the world, you’re never going to see it again.
She trying to fight you is probably the most true love that you’re going to feel ever.
Seeing her with that beautiful smile is something that I want to see the rest of my life.
Presley, I love you
by alwayme November 23, 2021