A concoction of French salad dressing and dead bugs collceted from light fixtures. The mixture is usually consumed on a dare by dishwashers or busboys who are bored out of their skulls and start making their own fun.
by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006
Get the Poor-man's chioppinomug. by jjjk July 29, 2006
Get the poor man's abortionmug. She said she'd never been with a man before, but I found a package of prosciutto under the bed in the morning, so I think she may have just been a Poor-man's virgin.
by amsclark February 11, 2010
Get the Poor-man's virginmug. When you have sex with your daughter, impregnate her and she has a daughter whom you impregnate, continued until you reach a person who is genetically the same as you.
You hear about Kevin? His daughter-wife is expecting a girl and pretty soon he's going to be 87.5% of the way to a poor man's clone.
by Jimbob Uncle December 1, 2017
Get the poor man's clonemug. The extra Friday in a month where you get paid 3 times. This only works for someone who is paid bi-weekly.
by Mr.JrKKK May 19, 2011
Get the Poor Man's Holidaymug. A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.
I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.
The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.
The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.
by Longfingers December 21, 2010
Get the Poor Man's Dynamometermug. Pop a 5mg Valium and smoke cannabis it puts the user in a dissociative state for about 3 hours
Users should expect dizziness, confusion lose of motor fuction
Users should expect dizziness, confusion lose of motor fuction
by Fuckthegaysstraightalltheway November 23, 2018
Get the Poor mans ketmug.