A concoction of French salad dressing and dead bugs collceted from light fixtures. The mixture is usually consumed on a dare by dishwashers or busboys who are bored out of their skulls and start making their own fun.
by Mr. Tapeworm June 11, 2006
Get the Poor-man's chioppinomug. by jjjk July 29, 2006
Get the poor man's abortionmug. She said she'd never been with a man before, but I found a package of prosciutto under the bed in the morning, so I think she may have just been a Poor-man's virgin.
by amsclark February 11, 2010
Get the Poor-man's virginmug. The extra Friday in a month where you get paid 3 times. This only works for someone who is paid bi-weekly.
by Mr.JrKKK May 19, 2011
Get the Poor Man's Holidaymug. Pop a 5mg Valium and smoke cannabis it puts the user in a dissociative state for about 3 hours
Users should expect dizziness, confusion lose of motor fuction
Users should expect dizziness, confusion lose of motor fuction
by Fuckthegaysstraightalltheway November 23, 2018
Get the Poor mans ketmug. A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.
I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.
The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.
The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.
by Longfingers December 21, 2010
Get the Poor Man's Dynamometermug. It's a version of poker played with regular cards, but you're all poor, so you bet any worthless objects you have on your person. After the game, the players get their stuff back so they can play again.
1. Wanna play some poker?
2. I'm too poor for that shit man
1. What about poor man's poker?
2. I got a couple wrappers and a meusli bar I can use....
2. I'm too poor for that shit man
1. What about poor man's poker?
2. I got a couple wrappers and a meusli bar I can use....
by Spoom1901 June 25, 2020
Get the Poor Man's Pokermug.