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polar pissing

Pissing in extremely cold temperatures, usually so cold that the pee freezes in midair.
Man 1: Aw man! I went polar pissing again and my pee froze!
Man 2: Well next time, try not to stick your dick out and piss when the temperature is below zero. Polar pissing is dangerous to your health.
Man 1: Gee, thanks, I'll remember that next time my piss freezes inside my dick.
by Random Person From Canada January 15, 2014
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Polar Cunt

A woman that cheats on a man more than once behind his back.
You slept with Brian James Craig and Neil? You are such a polar cunt!
by Death-RattleRandy February 22, 2020
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Polar Barely

When you wish you were an Eskimo brother with another man but couldn't seal the deal.
I wish we were Eskimo brothers because Natasha is so hot, but I'm only polar barely there.
by Ultimatefish January 28, 2017
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polar thumb

the numb feeling in ones thumb that ocurrs from holding a cold item for too long
I got some killer polar thumb from that Ben and Jerry's yesterday.
by Johnny Tats March 24, 2008
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guy polar

This is a mental disorder in which you are unable to decide who to like. You switch who you like as frequently as you change your underwear. Although it may not bother those with the disorder (unless they have had it for a long time) it is very irritating to those around them.
Carol: So, who do you like?
Cait: John.

FIVE MINUTES LATER
Cait: or maybe Paul.

TEN MINUTES LATER
Cait: Actually, I think I like Matt.
Carol: UGHHHHH. CAIT! YOURE SO FRIGGIN GUY POLAR!
by ohsnapiknowyou09 December 14, 2008
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Polar Blonde

This is when someone's hair is very close to white, but they are very slight blonde, like if a white shirt was stained, and the color reminds you for a Polar Bear (Ursus Majoris).
This GIF is an example of a Polar Blonde Girl shaking her hair.
by WhoDatFreshBoi March 7, 2017
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polar opposites

The complete opposite to one another.
- such as the polar points (North and South) are directly opposite each other on the earth's surface and do not meet or overlap at all.
- in chemistry, there is "polarity', which has to do with atomic structure. Water and oil do not mix because water is polar and oil is non-polar.
"The two men were twin brothers, but they were polar opposites."
by SengatheWarrior June 29, 2015
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