Pocatello

A thriving mormon community in southeast Idaho, home to Idaho State University, a variety of crazy meth addicts, rich mormons, lots of Indians, and hip young college kids. Despite how it may look from the outside, Pocatello houses a growing hipster counter culture. From the ones who hang out at local coffee shops and cruise Pocatello's countless thrift stores (notably the Youth Ranch and the DI), to the ones who hop off at the train station and camp in the area during the summer, Pocatello's got all the witty artistic classiness you need. Most of these individuals are working on some sort of music or art degree at ISU while paying cheap rent for a trashy apartment and working a job that sounds cool but actually sucks. Hipsters like living in Pocatello because of the ironic clash that their growing presence has against the prominent LDS community. Pocatello has six coffee places, mostly locally owned, which is pretty cool. The only thing that sucks about them is that the only reason they're still open is because the hipster kids of Pocatello like to hang out in cool places no one has heard of. If you're deemed "cool" enough, you will be welcomed to the nightly college parties that occur over the summer, or perhaps asked on a date to an artsy community event. All the coolest people like to go to the small shows around town--from local acoustic music to even cooler sounding new music from Portland, most of which you wouldn't have heard of.

1.
Me: So you're from Pocatello. Do you go to ISU?

Hipster girl: Yes, I'm a photojournalism major. I used to be an Arts major but I changed my mind. I shoot photos for my friend's undiscovered acting agency in Boise.

Me: Wow that's super cool that you choose cool irregular paths of life. It really illuminates the ironic contrast of what kids our age normally do after high school.

2.
Boss: So are you a member?
Me: A member? ...of what?
Boss: (scoff) The Church!?!
Me: ...

3.
Me: So you're a member, right?
Hot Mormon Girl: Yeah of course! You?
Me: Um, not really...the missionaries invited me though.
Hot Mormon Girl: It was nice meeting you.

by aenema22 August 23, 2010

pogtard

A hugely obese and mentally handicapped individual. Cross breed of P.O.G (Prisoner of Gravity) and Retard (Weaselman)

1. Craig is such a Pogtard
2. Weaselman is just a tard

by Zygorian Heartrender June 25, 2003

Full Pocahontas

A shaming that involves an Indian marker facial, antiquing with baby powder, and a bare ass to the face.

Scotty passed out after the Around the World party so Speakerbot decided to give him a Full Pocahontas

by Speakerbot July 28, 2010

pontang

a woman to be used as a sexual object, a desirable woman to be thought of nothing more than a sexual toy

that woman over there is (a) pontang

by pimpsupremo September 15, 2005

Pocari Sweat

A drink originated from Japan. Very sweet but also weird in taste. Not for everyone.

Most english comments on how could anyone with their right mind can drink something call "sweat".

That wapanese just finished his fifth can of Pocari Sweat! Jesus!

by thelastguardian December 7, 2003

pocha

Americanized Mexican girl who does not speak Spanish.

When I visited my cousins in Monterrey, my dad had to translate for me. They think I'm a spoiled pocha princess.

by AbnormalBoy April 20, 2005

Pocari

Asian slang for poontang

She is a sweet piece of Pocari. I would hit that Pocari twice. I heard you got some sloppy seconds on the Pocari.

by japanesepoontanglover February 22, 2010