sticking your finger in someones ass as a joke, started by the kid who did it to himself and took a picture of it
by bl4ck_m4g1k_k1dz February 1, 2009
Get the parkermug. Parker is bad at baseball and is a person who trys to make a girl not like a person he also is realy salty he is so salty that when he jumps in a lake the lake turns into a ocean
That is a parker over there
by bella1025 August 1, 2016
Get the parkermug. Parker why are you in the bathroom
by Mi,es123459 September 23, 2019
Get the Parkermug. A beautiful, kind , amazing person! She usually loves sport especially basketball. They also usally become best friends with Aubreys.
Parker is great
by Parkerdude May 21, 2018
Get the Parkermug. Parker is the name of a grade A douchebag. Commonly mistaken for a Jew or sid from ice age. Parker has to cut his jewfro at least once a week. Do not try to talk to him because you won’t be able to understand what he is saying, mispronounces words such as adidas and fourth. He is terrified of bees, farts, and bad grades. You do not want to be anywhere near him when he sees a bee. You also never want to ride in the car with him, your life will be in danger. Constantly looking for a new boyfriend, you can find him on gaypeoplemeet.com. If you spot a Jewish sloth with a live simply hat on you will know it is Parker.
I was walking down the street and saw some douchebag with a jewfro and a live simply hat, at first I thought it was Sid from ice age but when I got closer I could tell it was Parker, when I approached him he began to speak but I could not understand what he was saying all I could understand was “sthparker” and “ugshsn”
by gaygary6996 May 11, 2018
Get the Parkermug. 
A very stupid, racist, homophobe. he calls everyone a monkey and constantly says the n word even though he’s white
by reeeeeeeeeeeeeboi February 20, 2022
Get the Parkermug.