Parker

Parker is a super sweet guy and can change your miss instantly! He can make anyone laugh after anything. He will help you for so much, and he makes the most perfect boyfriend in the world. Don't let a Parker go girls, he's a real keeper. Jk he's a mother fucking douce asshole and you should probably hate him. He will date you, but only if you have a nice ass and boobs. Ps he has a small dick. K bye.

Girl one: Parker is so sweet!

Me: what are you on?

by Swagswagswag420jkdrugsrbad February 21, 2015

Parker

a freak that has oddly shaped freckles, smiles too big, and should get an application for the circus.

a.k.a. Parkah the Stalkah

Person 1: Eww look at that weird guy over there

Person 2: Oh my goshh hes such a parker ! gross.

by shinkbob June 15, 2008

Parker

The cutest boy I have ever seen😍But yet so very shy🥴 He is very good at Fortnite😎 And can be a asshole at times😴He likes sports such as basketball😩He is the best boyfriend anyone could have😏Never reject a Parker🥵

Girl 1:Omg he is so cute
Girl 2:Back off he’s mine
PARKER the cutest and finest boy on the earth

by Lici S July 24, 2019

Parker

A ratty boy

Don't be such a parker

by Snootsmcgee August 23, 2017

Parker

A very hot dirty blonde guy. That’s a little chubby but very cute. Usually sings or plays an instrument but is also very funny. Usually dates short short girls that have their hair either bleached or their hair is brown or dirty blonde . Everyone wants to get with Parker.

Girl: hey do you see that hunk over there
Girl2: yeah that’s Parker he’s in my chorus group he flirts with me a lot

Girl: Lucky

by Blurry January 25, 2018

Parker

Normally a young jit that flexes with stuff they never bought gayness is generally a huge factor also

Girl:you look like a Parker
Boy:fuck you

by Jitexposed March 30, 2018

Parker

A total fuckwad. Not that cool and says "swag" a lot.

THATS A PARKER,HE JUST STOLE MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND.

by imasliceofpizza April 18, 2018