Corn Puck

A hard round constipating turd. Induced by too much starch and not enough fiber in the diet.

I'll be back. I may be a while. I gotta work out a corn puck. Good luck. I had one the other day. Tore my ass up working that thing out.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017

pony pucks

Equine excrement, as used in an exclamation by COL Sherman T. Potter, M*A*S*H* 4077th.

Radar: "Umm, sir? HQ says they won't have any more nurses available until next month..."

COL Potter: "PONY PUCKS!"

by JoeyDonuts November 2, 2009

Silver Puck

A term coined by a Colorado hockey player that is used to describe a can of Copenhagen Snuff. Snuff has a silver lid and a silver frame.

Hey man, lets get a silver puck before we start a game of NHL 2010.

by The Information (Correa) March 26, 2010

cougar puck

A girl who goes after younger men who play hockey.

Codie is such a cougar puck.

by partyrocking October 30, 2011

Shoot the puck

To make a decision akin to a hockey player in the offensive zone finally deciding to just take the shot.

After Wayne’s lengthy deliberation to have one more drink with his friend Mark, Mark blurted out, “just shoot the puck!”

by Ray Church January 20, 2018

Puck slut

A hockey term used to describe a girl who is similar to a puck bunny, but a puck slut only goes to the rink for the sole purpose to get rammed in the locker room showers after the team leaves. Hockey isn't even her motive, she just thinks hockey players are the hottest thing next to the sun and Erik Karlssons flow.

Jason: Dude, why the hell is the puck slut here again?
Kevin: Don't know bro, she tried to get me to fuck her on the bleachers and she told me that Mark had the biggest dick on the team.

by jason906906 March 2, 2016

puck bunny

aka the hockey team ho

at my school ive been called the puck bunny or the hockey team ho, what can i say... hockey players are HOTT

by RedHotItalianLover February 23, 2004