Perpetual trolling mode

When someone is always looking for a mate regardless of marital status

Dude 1: Wow! Look at the booty on that one!!!
Dude 2: Yeah! But I thought you are in a relationship?!?
Dude 1: Yeah, but I'm in perpetual trolling mode

by Magnetic62 January 7, 2017

Perpetual Pussy Syndrome

Chronic disorder of always being a whiney little bitch. Usually affiiliated with a man possessing effeminate qualities,annoying voice, and a face you just want to punch . Men and women alike distest this individual.

WTF is that guys problem!? All he does is bitch and complain. I just want to punch him in the head! Clearly a case of PPS (perpetual pussy syndrome)

by IncognitoAF June 24, 2017

Perpetual Gooner

Referring to a person who has become so lost in the sauce of pornography or other stimulating media, that they lose access to their higher brain function, seeing the world as a complete goon fest, masturbating dozens of time a day, often leading to decreased productivity in their daily lives, along with the destruction of friendships and other personal relationships.

Danny: Hey do you know if Matt is gonna come rock climbing with us this weekend?

Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.

Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.

Seth: *sigh* Me too man.

by CrazyCronker47 July 19, 2025

Perpetual Wipe

A perpetual wipe is after you drop a steamin load in the John, and, unbeknownst to you, the wiping process will seemingly never end. An unspeakable amount of toilet paper is used, along with several flushes along the way, to avoid clogging of any sort.

Jim: Hey José! where have you been? I have been waiting for at least 30 minutes!

José: Sorry, I was just dropping a shit, and then I realized I was stuck in a perpetual wipe

by Dick Sanders696969 October 14, 2012

Perpetual Bliss

A horrible, horrible play that was performed at the UCF One Act Festival.

Did you see Perpetual Bliss?

Yeah, that show sucked. It was like an episode of "The Office" but without the good acting or witty writing.

by thehonestone12 April 12, 2009

Perpetual Saturdays

That period of time for teachers that is simply known as 'summer' to the general populace.

It refers to the fact that during the summer months, teachers "don't have to work today or tomorrow." Thus, making every day a Saturday.

Joe Plumber: "sorry man, I can't come out tonight. I gotta work tomorrow."

Frank the Teacher: "you're working in a Saturday?"

Joe Plumber: "tomorrow's Tuesday!"

Frank the Teacher: "huh, feels like a Saturday ..."

Joe Plumber: "damn Perpetual Saturdays ..."

by Ol Grimey August 29, 2013

perpetual lotion

The act of jerking off indefinitely, self-powered by your own jerking off. There is no energy loss in this scenario, so it could hypothetically run forever, much like a perpetual motion machine.

I called my buddy but no answer. He's probably stuck in perpetual lotion.

by hibbityjibbity March 5, 2020