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October 18 

National slap your crush's ass day
Dude it October 18 and that's your crush, go slap that ass

October 18 

October 18 is national ride a dick day! This can only be done by your homie/boyfriend/girlfriend/crush and if it's allowed, any random person.

You might think it's wrong and fake but this is official

national ride a dick day©
Henry: "Yo bro wanna ride my dick?"

Adam: "No bro, it's not allowed, oh wait it's October 18th right, then it's okay bro"

Henry: "Bro"

Adam: "Bro"
October 18 by Shuokij October 15, 2019

October 18 

October 18th is the day any boy can punch/slap/kick any girl with or without her will
"Hey Brian it's October 18th! "
"Let's get that bitch Tiffany back! "
October 18 by Jotaro's Hot Dolphin October 16, 2019

October 18 

National kiss your crush day
I want to kiss you on October 18, as you’re my crush.

October 18 

National Fuck Josh day
Madi - “guess what I did”
Tom - “what”
Madi - “I fucked Josh”
Tom - “why”

Madi - “Because it’s October 18
October 18 by dirtyboy01937 October 17, 2019

October 18 

At october 18 boys are complimenting a Girl.
Yust ne nice today i mean its october 18
Boy: hey, did you made a girl a compliment today?
Boy 2:why?
Boy: because its october 18!
Boy 2: oh im gonna‘ do it now turn.
October 18 by Big williehaver October 17, 2019