Oakley

A man with a big heart, and an even bigger cock.

Yeah Oakley has a big cock, but he has a big heart too :(

by Artichumi April 3, 2022

Oakley

An "Oakley" is a really cool person that's from Europe. This term is specifically used on Scottish people.

Person A: How ye doin mate?
Person B: Heyy what's up Oakley?

by Ich0rr February 1, 2022

oakley

a morbidly obese fatto who eats about 50 cheeseburgers as a light snack

oakley burped and a tornado warning was called

by chickeneater5000 November 29, 2024

Oakleys

The only acceptable sunglasses for any single 20-30-year-old male to wear while on a snowboard (or, in semi-rare cases where the 20-30-year-old male grew up in a gated community, ski) vacation.

It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.

Oakley wearer: *drops Oakleys*

(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??

Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.

by someone malignant December 26, 2024

Oakley 😁

When a white mother and a Portuguese father make a beautiful lil monster, we then call her OUR PORKCHOP!!!!!

My daughter Oakley 😁 is a porkchop

by Kickass mother December 29, 2024

There’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

You’re stupid or thick.

Are you daft? I think there’s something of the Jo Oakley about you.

by Giant Oscar January 15, 2025

a bit of the Jo Oakley

1) Mentally handicapped
2) Suggesting a serious and irrevocable personality flaw.

You’re mentally slow. You’ve got a bit of the Jo Oakley about you.

by Giant Oscar January 21, 2025