Oakleys

The only acceptable sunglasses for any single 20-30-year-old male to wear while on a snowboard (or, in semi-rare cases where the 20-30-year-old male grew up in a gated community, ski) vacation.

It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.
Oakley wearer: *drops Oakleys*

(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??

Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.
by someone malignant December 26, 2024
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a morbidly obese fatto who eats about 50 cheeseburgers as a light snack
oakley burped and a tornado warning was called
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a very amazing individual with a fatass mom and a brother who goes like "uhr" instead of moaning when he masterbates
person: have u seen that new baba oakley?
person: yas
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The cool kid who wears sunglasses on the first day of school, and says it's his brand because they are Oakley sunglasses.
Ohh, look and that HANDSOME Oakley over there.
by Cardinals 4 life March 02, 2021
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That guy is an Oakley (a retard)
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A Small Penis (Oakley.)
Oakley You have a small penis
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