The only acceptable sunglasses for any single 20-30-year-old male to wear while on a snowboard (or, in semi-rare cases where the 20-30-year-old male grew up in a gated community, ski) vacation.
It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.
It's an obligatory rite of passage for this demographic drop at least one pair of Oakleys while riding a ski lift. Especially snowboarders.
Oakley wearer: *drops Oakleys*
(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??
Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.
(former) Oakley wearer (talking to person in ski lift going opposite direction: Oh my God, bro! You see this! I dropped my dope-ass sunglasses, now I gotta buy a new pair... bro, oh my God, bro, bro, you see this, right??
Person on ski lift (talking to person next to them): *avoids eye contact with former Oakley wearer* wow, look at that tree.
by someone malignant December 26, 2024
oakley burped and a tornado warning was called
by chickeneater5000 November 29, 2024
a very amazing individual with a fatass mom and a brother who goes like "uhr" instead of moaning when he masterbates
by Cult of the Beyond Hater May 26, 2022
The cool kid who wears sunglasses on the first day of school, and says it's his brand because they are Oakley sunglasses.
by Cardinals 4 life March 02, 2021
by MIFHUNTER May 23, 2022
Oakley You have a small penis
by Easymoneysniper35 May 03, 2024