A medical condition in which certain breeds of Canis familiaris (dogs) exhibit behavioral tendencies often associated with heavy inanimate objects stored in sacks. Common symptoms are lying down at the dog park instead of playing with other dogs, lying down during a walk, and/or lying down during a burglary.
There are no known cures.
There are no known cures.
A: How was your walk with Jerry (basset hound)?
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.
B: Not so great, I had to drag him most of the way.
A: Wow, sounds like Jerry might have lazy-itis-otis. You should really be feeding him a vegan diet.
B: Shut up, Karen.
by DCA1981 August 5, 2022
Get the lazy-itis-otismug. by juanatan November 7, 2020
Get the oti dotimug. Any man that is a particularly conspicuous alcoholic in comparison to other residents of his hometown. A reference to Otis Campbell who was the town drunk on the Andy Griffith Show as played by Hal Smith.
by lefty lomond September 9, 2018
Get the Otismug. 
Otis is typically very small and usually has a small willy. Normally has a relative called mike with a shiny forehead. Very annoying but can be funny at times. Liked by most.
by Potatomuncher101 February 19, 2020
Get the Otismug. 
Daisy had the gumption to sing Nothing Compares 2 U at karaoke and we all thought Otis Figaro had malfunctioned at the word 'restaurant', but it turned out it was just a function of Sinead O'Connor's ability. We all had a lot of nerve to ever question Otis Figaro.
by Tank Miller December 30, 2024
Get the Otis Figaromug.