October 31

Cry over your break up with your boyfriend. I know it’s Halloween but it’s freaking cold and Halloween was cancelled where I live. I just went through a pretty harsh breakup so all you beautiful single ladies just cry and let it all out and blame it on this stupid cold weather

*crys for hours and avoids ex* I mean it’s October 31 (the spooky night) what else are you supposed to do?!

by DepressedLonleyGirl October 30, 2019

October 31 2019

The day My Chemical Romance announced their long awaited reunion

I cried tears of joy when MCR announced their reunion on October 31 2019!

by T.J.T.J.T.J.T.J November 01, 2019

October 31

October 31 is a day when clowns come out and kill people. It is also said that when you eat to much candy you get to go to hell. You also celebrate Halloween

October 31 trick or treat.

by Fake21Savage October 20, 2019

October 31

October 31 Is The Day That Semaj Deshawn Scott Dick Taking Dusty Bald Where We Finna Eat At Waterbottle Built Ass Dyke Built Ass Used Tampon Built Ass Incest Ass Was Born.

Him:You Know That Dude Who Was Born October 31 Named Semaj From Horizon?

The Dude Who Built Like A Dyke That Got his Hair Cut Off And He Got HIs Braces Off?

Him:Yeah That Fag Ass Nigga

by The Booty Hole Tickler October 21, 2019

October 31 national slap ass

On October 31 of every year you must slap a person's ass to celebrate the holidays!
Its national slap ass day. Don’t forget to slap someone's ass ! Big, small, or thicc just slap it

Bro why did you slap my ass
Its october 31 national slap ass day
Oh

by Its me unknow thicc boy October 31, 2019

October 31 National creampie day

October 31 is the national creampie day! Make a creampie with your gf

BF: Hey babe <3
GF: Hey :)
BF: You know whats going to happen tonight its October 31 National creampie day ;)
GF: Oh yeah! :* im so excited for the creampie ;)

by knarkhandlaren October 30, 2019

October 1-31

A month where you do absolutely nothing besides your normal monthly routine.

Ryan: Hey Kim you know what month it is right??
Kim: Spooky seazon!!!
Ryan: No it’s slap ass month..
Kim: I hate you..
Ryan: It’s October 1-31 slap ass month
Kim:nooooo

by Lxghtenup October 14, 2019