Bad Nachos

Any food combination that results in a green stool.

-"Man, my poop was green just now."

-"Wow, that chinese we ate earlier must have been made of bad nachos."

by brainsurgery101 August 23, 2009

nacho hat

A sombrero-style hat made entirely of a hard corn tortilla, which has a bowl in the top that can be filled with nacho cheese. The hat itself can be broken off in chunks, dipped into its own cheese bowl, and completely eaten.

Though made famous when worn by Homer Simpson on an episode of The Simpsons, it does not seem to exist in real life.

Homer ate the entire nacho hat that Ned Flanders bought for him at the football game.

by MooseBoy18 August 1, 2008

nacho machine

Lance's pride and joy. Sex machine

Yo guys I brought a nacho machine in case you want some

by Jamalboii October 8, 2017

Welfare Nachos

Homemade microwaved nachos made of corn chips, freshly shredded cheese (preferably gov't cheese), and any leftover scraps that compliment the meal. The cheese usually turns rock hard if not consumed within minutes.

Me: "Baby can you make me some welfare nachos?"
Wife: "I would but we're out of government cheese."
Me: "Damn!"

by El Faustino March 13, 2014

Macho Nacho

A mexican gang bang.

"I need a macho nacho tonight! Give me the beef and the beans!"

by BigL027 September 18, 2014

hot nacho

Putting hot cheese on a partners butthole while they have black beans in their mouth during a 69 position while a mariachi band plays and a rooster must be present in the same room.

Would you like a hot nacho?

by Taquito slayer January 26, 2017

nacho area

The area between the testicles and the asshole.

Oooo that’s the nacho area. Nacho balls and nacho ass.

by Tony queens June 17, 2018