by Sparky Mcbigdick February 14, 2014

by Fersthiccass November 1, 2020

It’s simple: don’t do anything Christmassy until Dec 1st. Don’t put up Christmas decorations, don’t vibe to Christmas music, and don’t dress like Santa Claus until November is over.
Alex: ZOMG! ITS NOV 1st AND YOU STILL DONT HAVE YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE UP? GET WITH THE TIMES!!!!!1!!!1!
Bryan: No Noel November,
man.
Bryan: No Noel November,
man.
by Shepherd Guy November 22, 2020

pronounced (new-WELL mag-pan-TIE) a sarcastic and hilarious take on the title of grandmaster in the Filipino Martial Arts particularly in Modern Arnis.
Noel Magpantay appears to be the proper name of an unknown Filipino. The name appeared in the Belt Ranks tab of the Modern Arnis Wikipedia page that said the name "literally means grandmaster" followed by another ridiculous belt rank called "zero degree black belt" pertaining to those in the probationary stage of being a black belt in Modern Arnis.
Magpantay in Filipino actually means "to be aligned" or "to be the same level as". The funny name probably means that a grandmaster in Modern Arnis "to be the same level as" Noel Magpantay who in reality is a nobody.
There is a big possibility that a hacker botched the rank name since Wikipedia is an open information portal.
Noel Magpantay appears to be the proper name of an unknown Filipino. The name appeared in the Belt Ranks tab of the Modern Arnis Wikipedia page that said the name "literally means grandmaster" followed by another ridiculous belt rank called "zero degree black belt" pertaining to those in the probationary stage of being a black belt in Modern Arnis.
Magpantay in Filipino actually means "to be aligned" or "to be the same level as". The funny name probably means that a grandmaster in Modern Arnis "to be the same level as" Noel Magpantay who in reality is a nobody.
There is a big possibility that a hacker botched the rank name since Wikipedia is an open information portal.
by laotzukid@1 March 10, 2019

A deal or no deal themed sex game, where 1 person is blindfolded and has to guess what's inside the magic 23 box. This item then has to be used in a way to create pleasure. Anything can be a sex toy if you use your imagination. Noel Edmonds style beard optional.
by Noel Edmonds What's in my box August 31, 2016

by thisbitchempty May 21, 2018

the emotion when you realize something you needed but you reject it nonetheless; or it can be used when you feel something is really cool, but really horrible at the same time
That cornerstone i refused to use turned out to be a real noel lucio.
or
i would love to see a tsunami in person, that would be noel lucio.
or
i would love to see a tsunami in person, that would be noel lucio.
by ElDiabloInnocente April 4, 2010
