My dog died

What a man says to the boys after having sexual intercourse with a woman

Hey Mr.Sudussy my dog died last night

by BigPappyTayTay November 3, 2022

I locked my dog in

You settled something, and are no longer stressed.

Kelli: Hey I know you been stressin, how you feelin' 'bout tonight's shoot Chris?
Chris: I locked my dog in, bro!

by TheCatAteMyShoes April 19, 2024

My dog named Steve

A reference to Markiplier's google feud video or something like that.

Jacksepticeye: "Hi Mark, what's your dog's name?"
Markiplier: My dog named Steve."

by gigachad2 May 25, 2022

I forgot to water my dog

You tried to make an excuse to why you can’t go while you are laying on your bed doing nothing. You got a little confused and mixed “I forgot to water my plant” and “I forgot to walk my dog”together, or maybe you just tried to be funny. Happens only over text.

Lisa: “Do you want to come over”
Bryan: “No, I am busy”
Lisa: “with what”
Bryan: “I forgot to water my dog”

by Dark red water November 26, 2021

Raw dogging my ego

It's when a person gives you a huge confidence boost without any kind of prompt. It's like they're your own person hypeman.

Man, that chick was raw dogging my ego and talking about how great I am in bed.

by Kauai-kimo March 10, 2025

my dog your cat

A light way of saying you want fuck a sensitive millennial girl without crossing her slut boundaries

Your tits are hot, omg I wanna play, my dog your cat.

by Birdboymotherfluffer June 15, 2022

your dog is not my dog

It’s basically your business is not my business

I would care but your dog is not my dog

by Armyhope June 13, 2022