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matthew maynard

Big asshole, indecisive, can't make up his mind, can't hold a conversation for the life of him, likes every younger girls. But makes cute morning sounds, nice, funny, loud, outgoing, pretty most amazing bluest eyes ever, and very cute. Matt maynard yo he's so funny
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Maynard

A description of someone, A Maynard is a "John Doe" type deal, describing a Down-Bad Femboy lover, Do NOT let your children near one
Did you see Maynard?
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Maynard

Mustard + Mayo = Maynard!
"Put Some Maynard Between The Buns Of Your Siamese Sandwich!"
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The Wings of Maynard

This can be defined as a hairstyle of an emo where the sides come down over the ears symbolising what looks like a pair of wings. People who have this haristyle can also use their wings as handlebars for various activities such as pretending you are riding a peddle bike in the Tour de France.
If your needing cheap flights to foreign countries, you can always count on The Wings of Maynard! For they are Fast and Furious!

Jimmy: Oh no! Look in the sky! Its The Wings of Agmar!
by Xilox Goldenkane March 30, 2008
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