Mauri: New friends?
Her: yeah sure but I have a boyfriend.
Mauri: let's be more we've been talking for a while now?
Her: Ok forget my boyfriend.
Her: yeah sure but I have a boyfriend.
Mauri: let's be more we've been talking for a while now?
Her: Ok forget my boyfriend.
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The term Maury Povich can be used as a noun and a verb.
In the noun form, “I stepped in a fresh Maury Povich at the dog park last night,” the individual’s statement is recalling an unfortunate incident when he stepped in dog feces.
As a verb, the term Maury Povich can describe the act of defecating. Example: Sally told me she Maury Poviched at the Chevron gas station on Highway 77.”
The term Maury Povich can be used as a noun and a verb.
In the noun form, “I stepped in a fresh Maury Povich at the dog park last night,” the individual’s statement is recalling an unfortunate incident when he stepped in dog feces.
As a verb, the term Maury Povich can describe the act of defecating. Example: Sally told me she Maury Poviched at the Chevron gas station on Highway 77.”
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Mary Cargo, maUry, caRgo, marY cargO<.7.9.7.6.> mug.A sweet and loving gentleman. A Mauris is most likely to be a Islander. He has a wonderful heart full of affection and will fight for the people he cares about. Dont mess with a Mauris Missus's he'll already have u dont for. They have amazing smile that just makes u wonder why they wanna be with you.
If you have a Mauris as a friend be very lucky because they have big hearts and would wanna help. A Mauris is always there to take and never judges. Dont get on there bad side I'll tell you know they have a high sense of anger issues but will accept you back if u really mean it.
A Mauris is successful and has beautiful brownish or blackish eyes so pure.
If you feel down or hate something about urself a Mauris will love you for who u are and not for ur body or looks they tend to look for real love and personality.
If you have a Mauris as a friend be very lucky because they have big hearts and would wanna help. A Mauris is always there to take and never judges. Dont get on there bad side I'll tell you know they have a high sense of anger issues but will accept you back if u really mean it.
A Mauris is successful and has beautiful brownish or blackish eyes so pure.
If you feel down or hate something about urself a Mauris will love you for who u are and not for ur body or looks they tend to look for real love and personality.
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