Captain Marcel

A woman on a rescue mission for her sister that's down to the mountain. She requires back up. Let everyone know she went down to the mountain.

Hello this is Captain Marcel, My Sister went down, down to the mountain. I gotta save my sister.

by Shady256969 February 12, 2022

Marcel

he will make u laugh ur fucking ass off, but at the cost of him getting sent to the principals office

marcel: "All my kids, uncles and parents call me daddy".
Kid:" ohhh yes daddy!!"

Marcel" y are u gay???"
Kid:" I'am not...

by susy daddy February 25, 2022

MARCEL

listen here bitches, anyone with anything nice to say about marcel has it coming for her. He is mine. He is my sweet lovely wonderful amazing boy who lights up my world with his most amazing smile in the world. And guess what? he only wants/loves me. so back off ladies. get you a second-tier marcel because i got the first and i don't plan of letting go anytime soon. So either get in line, or back the f* off.

Girl 1 : Oh he's fine !

Girl 2 : Don't look ! It's her Marcel ! She will kill all of us !

by ichbindiebeste February 26, 2023

Marcel

Just a nice and generally cool dude who will never ask a girl out due to deep trauma concerning his past.

Javi: Dude did you hear about Marcel?!
Hector: What did he actually ask out a girl?
Javi: No of course not, he won the lottery!

by bidjav123 January 2, 2022

Marcel

A fat cunt who likes to eat smegma all day long. he eats the smegma and jacks off too femboy futa. he goons all day, and after gooning he eats his smegma.

My friend ate his own smegma so i called him a Marcel

by Sigmathoswwhoknow April 21, 2025

Dirty Marcel

The act of sticking a cucumber with a small hole into the vagina of a woman. Then while it is inside the woman you simply fill the hole with semen. Once this has been fulfilled you leave the cucumber in so that it will ferment into a pickle. With said pickle you give it to a person named Marcel.

Guy 1: Hey do you know what would be absolutely hilarious??
Guy 2: No, tell me what you are thinking.
Guy 1: We should do a Dirty Marcel
Kool aid guy: Oh yeah!

by D1ldoBaggins September 13, 2023

Marcel

has a huge horse cock best slot/Rb ever in middle school history best hands ever.usually has the best drip when trying and can moss anybody and pull any girl with no effort

I wish I was dating marcel

Ik he’s 🥵

Especially with his horse COCK!

by Yyryrhehxbbvxvdvd November 22, 2021