little man syndrome

when short men think they are better than everyone else and have big egos

he has little man syndrome

by candicedeeezzz April 8, 2022

White man syndrome

When you find yourself drawn to white men all the time and cannot get enough of them especially when they're tall and have immaculate game.

You cannot escape this diagnosis once you catch it, you're stuck. For LIFE.

Did you see Sarah? She's got a wild case of WMS (white man syndrome)

by K1TRAPPY November 7, 2022

Frozen Man Syndrom

Slowly dying from lack of warm cuddles.

She hasn't had cuddles in ages. She's dying from "frozen man syndrome"

by Fishman67 June 2, 2020

short man syndrome

The need for a person of small stature to own a large vehicle (an SUV or a truck).

She's definitely suffering from short man syndrome, she's barely 5 feet tall and she's driving a Hummer. Her eyes barely come above the wheel.

by xxlinneaxlovexx March 1, 2009

Little man syndrome

Small penis

Dude he got little man syndrome I feel sorry for him

by Frankiethewanktanky July 2, 2019

Old man syndrome

Syndrome that old men get, making them want to unnecessarily stuff.

Old man syndrome is Look out the window, yell at the cat in the bowl, ask about stuff the lost years ago and try to find. Go on a mission to accomplish something yet the goal is small like a new pillow for the couch.

by Retired Poet May 21, 2018

Short Man Syndrome

When some short guys think they need to act tough to make up for their short stature. They may also try extra hard to get hold of any women.

"Paul is a little guy with a big ego. He's 5 foot 4 but has biceps the size of boulders. He also looks extra hard for girls on Snapchat or Instagram who he doesn't even know, to act like he can get a girl. Definition of Short Man Syndrome

by Schmo October 18, 2018