The sudden onset on depression, anger issues, fertility issues such as low sperm count, low libido, and issues getting an erection as a result of hair loss. The balder you get the more these symptoms present themselves.
Billy: Mom why is dad acting so weird? He gets mad at me for no reason.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.
Mom: Your dad is suffering from bald man syndrome billy, and it'll only get worse.
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Get the Frozen Man Syndrom mug.When you find yourself drawn to white men all the time and cannot get enough of them especially when they're tall and have immaculate game.
You cannot escape this diagnosis once you catch it, you're stuck. For LIFE.
You cannot escape this diagnosis once you catch it, you're stuck. For LIFE.
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Get the White man syndrome mug.She's definitely suffering from short man syndrome, she's barely 5 feet tall and she's driving a Hummer. Her eyes barely come above the wheel.
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Get the Little man syndrome mug.Old man syndrome is Look out the window, yell at the cat in the bowl, ask about stuff the lost years ago and try to find. Go on a mission to accomplish something yet the goal is small like a new pillow for the couch.
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"Paul is a little guy with a big ego. He's 5 foot 4 but has biceps the size of boulders. He also looks extra hard for girls on Snapchat or Instagram who he doesn't even know, to act like he can get a girl. Definition of Short Man Syndrome
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