Magnum Punch

While engaging in anal intercourse and are about to ejaculate, you pull out a gun and shoot the bitch in the head, having both the satisfaction of killing a ho and ejaculating at the same, producing a unique feeling of satisfaction.

I really hated Anna, but after I Magnum punched her last night I feel soooo much better now the she's gone...

by Mwahahaha00110101 October 16, 2008

magnum dump

An extremely large poop, or needing to go to the bathroom with the feeling of making extremely large poop.

I need to take a magnum dump!

by MegaYote December 11, 2016

Magnum Bite

When you bite a person but don't use teeth. Its sort of like a pre-pash kiss. U can see it on the Australian Magnum ice-cream ads - it's a good dare.

My friend dared me to give a Magnum bite to this totally ugly guy

by nasty_girl08 December 09, 2004

Magnum Banana

Based on a Craigs' List post. When a guy puts a magnum condom over a banana, does himself in the ass and then deepthroats the banana because he was "feeling slutty".

"Man, I was feeling frisky last night so I decided to magnum banana myself. I splooged all over my roommates new carpet."

by Boshanks April 02, 2007

Magnum p.i.

An individual who buys size XL magnum condoms though they are unnaturally small.

" Philip went to the gastation to buy sme rubbers and his girlfriend said he was such a Magnum P.i.

by 321blastoff March 20, 2010

Magnum Truth

A truth that can only be defined by its magnumnous.

Kylee: It's time to play magnum truth!!
Amanda, Isabel, Maxweed and Paige: Yeaa!!!! Magnum truuuuuuth!!

by ethnic90 February 03, 2011

Magnum curls

Term for hair that has grown long enough to stick out under the edge of a ball cap much like Tom Sellecks character from the 80s.

Boy, I need a haircut. I’ve got Magnum curls.

by Woody Spanker May 01, 2022