muscle marys

Gay men, usually tanned, big (disco tits), stork legs who frequent discos and especially circuit parties without shirts, dazed on various drugs. Sort of what happens to a (twink) when they are no longer malnourished, are older than 23 and no-longer working in retail.

Everyone knows Kip and Blair as a fierce duo of muscle marys because of their flawless tans, huge pectorals, scrawny bird legs and asses that look like sad, sagging and tattered venetian blinds after a hurricane.

by rich1 May 22, 2006

muscle car

1)A term usually assigned to mid-sizd, American cars produced in the mid 60's to mid 70's with oversized engines and light chassis.

2) Any rear-whel drive car made to go fast.

1) This hemi roadrunner is a classic example of a muscle car.

2) My big block Chevette can really fuck up some import crap!!

by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004

muscle car

Late model 2-door (usually) American car with a muscular appearance and more displacement, HP, and TORQUE than 3-5 rice motors (aka hamsters). Minimal cost/speed ratio; no JDM bling required for coolness. Destroys rice cars on impact. Large and comfortable, especially for those who aren't 5'5" and 120 lbs.

Occasionally seen sporting a slight lift in rear suspension. Internals are easy to access for maintenance/upgrade, unlike certain other vehicles (coff coff). Contrary to popular belief, will run until the apocalypse if the oil is changed every 3000 miles

Fast stock.

There's no replacement for displacement.

Muscle Car Driver: "Hey, how bout this: we race with 6 people in each car"
Ricer: "*GULP*"
Muscle Car Driver: "That's what I thought"

How many muscle era imports do you see driving around? Case-in-Point

by Big Tim July 9, 2004

muscle car

Any of a number of powerful automobiles with front engines and rear wheel drive produced from the early '60s until the present. To be considered a true muscle car requires around at least a 1hp/10lbs ratio, generally speaking. Some lighter muscle cars - especially those from the late 60's - are better described as 'Ponycars', because they were very compact and light, similar in design to Ford's Mustang. There were a lot of very powerful but heavy musclecars, and debate exists over which one was the 'first'. Some would say that the old Chrysler 300 qualifies, while others say that the Pontiac GTO was the first true musclecar. The Australians even had a few 6-cylinder cars with blistering performance back in the 60's that also qualify, so the term 'muscle car' doesn't just just refer to V-8 vehicles. Regardless, most people would not consider any 4-cylinder high performance vehicle to be a muscle car; they are more accurately described as sports cars usually.

1964 Pontiac GTO, 1967 Mercury Cougar, 1969 Javelin, 1969 Chevrolet Chevelle, 1967 Dodge Charger

- note - There were many different engines available for these cars. Some of those engines lacked the performance to make even these specific models 'muscle cars'. A stock 6-cylinder Chevelle would not be considered a muscle car, for example.

by Technomancer June 20, 2006

muscle papi

means sexy muscle guy that is hot as hell. Used oft for muscle hispanic guys.

Look at that muscle papi. HOT HOT HOT!

by Joe DiAngelo November 10, 2005

Muscle Butt

When your butt very strong. It doesn't jiggle but it is big. Also when you hit the but and it hits you back.

Ayo, you know that girl Tatianna. She really got a Muscle butt. It looks like it lifts the weight on weekends.

by Lilyana Robinson April 23, 2019

muscle mom

A phenomenon in which women who are repulsed by what childbirth and aging have done to their bodies begin serious weightlifting to regain their former physical beauty. Typically in their thirties, these women often attain levels of fitness, beauty and self-confidence far surpassing anything they enjoyed during their twenties. Revelling in their sleek, rock-hard bodies and being at the age of peak female sexuality, they are some of the most exuberant and overtly sensual women.

Jeff: Did you see the sculpted abs and smokin bubble butt on Ashley's mother?
LJ: Word. A truly outstanding muscle mom.

by Romeo Foxtrot February 2, 2007