channel that allows shitty bands like NFG, GC, simple plan, and Blink 182 to call themselves punks. it also will sell it soul to the devil at the price of music for ratings, hence TRL. i hope every one who is behind mtv gets slapped and then catches abola. mtv is gonna kill us all.
by Anonymous August 19, 2003
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Crap.
Idiotic crap.
Brain dead, vapid, mass produced, mass marketed, corporate-cool, follower minded, pretentious, unfunny, lame, douchenozzle-tool crap.
MTV is to music TV, as Fox News is to humanity.
by Lig Na Baste May 16, 2008
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An acronym for Music Television, although 8% of its programming involves music in some way

It serves the entertainment needs of the unwashed masses.
MTV is but one of the manifestations of the absolute intellectual nihilism of postmodern popular culture.
by I hate you all March 29, 2005
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A channel that used to play good music like ten years ago but now it's just reality shows and bands we don't even care about.
guy1: "What time can i see decent videos on MTV?"
guy2: "from 1 to 4 am, the rest of the day it's just crap!"
by davidgroovey January 21, 2009
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Since nearly 50 people have already said the things I would say about MTV (its really really gay), I'll just make a few other comments....

Do you notice how all the people here who have praised MTV have misspelled nearly every word in their entry? They're nothing but a bunch of hip-hop, pop culture retards who have been brainwashed by today's society.
And yes, MTV DOES have its share of good shows, like Beavis and Butthead and even Jackass... BUT GUESS WHAT!!!! THOSE SHOWS DO *NOT* BELONG ON MTV!!!!! THEY BELONG ON SOMETHING LIKE COMEDY CENTRAL!!!!

So please! Stop using those shows as a reason to give good marks to MTV...they don't count!!!!
by Flint November 1, 2003
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A facist organization whose worship of the rich and famous is more perverse than Hitler's of the Aryan, hellbent on taking over the world by brainwashing Generation Y into thinking that nothing but being popular, fashion, and looking like their defintion of "hot" matters. After they have successfully brainwashed the entire youth population of America into being shallow, vapid, non-thinking morons, their takeover of the country will be effortless.
Find me a better explanation for MTV.
by MistressOfSnape February 7, 2007
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