mongolian scatterbomb

a term where by a women is shagged in ever hole in a her body (2 X vagina, 2 X bumhole, 1 X mouth, 2 X hands) by 7 blokes.
victoria went to a her house one day where she was met by 7 blokes with erections, they then proceeded to give her a mongolian scatterbomb
by fergus1 October 23, 2006
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mongolian beef

Noun or verb
The act of a male attempting to insert his flacid member in an orifice (usu. a vagina) by clamping the penis at the base and stuffing
As a noun:
I couldn't get it up last night, so I just gave her the mongolian beef.

As a verb:
After ingesting mass amounts of liquor and uppers, Bob could only mongolian beef his girlfriend.
by Wikidick May 15, 2006
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Mongolian Fire

A burning sensation of the penis during and immediately following anal sex with a partner that had spicy food the day before.
Indian food? Do you WANT to give me the mongolian fire?!?!
by Skinnerr April 5, 2011
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mongolian scrouge

When a girl sucks your dick while you take a shit
Hoss got the Mongolian scrouge at URI
by Mongolian Scrouge October 2, 2017
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Mongolian Fartchery

A tactic where someone leaves a group of people or a public space immediately after farting. It derives from the tactics of Mongolian Horseback Archery, which involves attacking and then retreating swiftly to avoid retaliation.

Mongolian Fartchery is commonly employed for two reasons:

a) To avoid detection or accusation from others regarding the fart

b) As a spiteful farewell gift for others remaining in the public space
Albus, cut down on the Mongolian Fartchery... everyone knows you're not actually going outside to text anyways.
by meowfulcopter March 18, 2011
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mongolian lolipop

a little asian man with a piece of chicken balanced on his head
"Dude, Wing Ting Lan is a total mongolian lolipop!"
by Sally Kreuger November 3, 2006
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Mongolian contortionists

People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.
I've seen professional Mongolian contortionists do that before.
by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009
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