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lloyd banks 

he's nothing but a damn crumpet

someone should shoot him
scene: nightclub
song: its 50 cent / and lloyd banks
entire crowd: FKNG CRUMPET!

Lloyd Banks 

he is the sexiest rapper out there and the hottest. his flows is stupid ridiculous and yes his voice is sexy.
Lloyd Banks by verlinda June 16, 2004

Lloyd banks 

Member of G-unit, easily recognisable due to the fact he has an uncanny resemblance to a 12 year old child with bum fluff.
Lloyd banks by Mo Mowlem August 3, 2004

Lloyd Banks 

Well..he's a dumb shit. HE can't even rap. He and G Unit make rap look..well..sissy. One of the reasons why I don't even listen to rap any more. I only really listen to his B.I.G..cause he's the only rapper that CAN rap. Rap has absolutely no future with G Unit or any of it's members.
and sexy?! omg ..you people are on something! He's not even attractive at all! Neither is 50. His body is the only good thing about him.
and the blue balls...guy's balls aren't even blue when they get blue balls!
And wow..I'm a hater. Fucking deal with it.
All Lloyd can rap about is gangs, himself, and how he can get some from a woman.
"The only way I catch blueballs is if a bitch got blue lipstick" <thts not what blue balls is you dumb fuck!
Lloyd Banks by XSexylilPirateX March 13, 2005

lloyd banks 

Fake-ass punk from the G-unit crew. No one in their right mind could say that any of these faggots have sick rhymes. Eazy E knew what a bitch Dre was, and he wouldn't stand for this shit either. All of em are fuckin bitches...50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, Young Buck. They all need to back the fuck up and make way for the realest thugs...straight up Cleveland SCT's Bone Thugs-n-Harmony: Krayzie, Layzie, Bizzy, Wish, and Flesh muthafucka!!!
Krayzie Bone just loaded da fuckin 12 guage and hit up his niggas from da 99...they down to pull a 187 on Lloyd Banks' punk ass.
lloyd banks by MC Roach April 11, 2005

Lloyd Banks 

A gay porn star who raps on the side (hence the "sexy voice" as some have mentioned). Got signed because he was shot and, unlike Curtis Jackson, was actually born and raised in Jamaican Queens. Lacks variety in his monotone, canned rhymes. Even his beef tracks put you to sleep. Has a *very* original rap name (I doubt he had Lloyd's of London in mind since Christopher Lloyd is his real name). If you don't want to listen to some mainstream G-Unit toy soldier bitches, cop some Nas, Rakim, Gangstarr, Canibus, and Geto Boys.
PS for definition #4: it's ridiculous, not rediculous ;-)
R. Kelly should come out with another addition to the "Trapped in the Closet" series and do a collabo with Lloyd Banks, though the video would have to be some hard core x-rated porn shit, what with Banks' gay sex and R. Kelly's feces.

I like 50 Cent
He reminds me Spongebob
And Tony Yayo is Blues Clues
And Lloyd Banks is Dora the Explorer
They're my friends
Psyche
Lloyd Banks by MC PM April 24, 2006