Lighthousing

When you're lying in bed with your girl or guy on their phone, and you're trying to sleep but they keep shining the light from their phone in your face.

Brian: Tom, you look tired. Rough night?
Tom: Nah, Jen was on instagram and kept lighthousing me when I was trying to sleep.

by Iffy2 November 13, 2015

lighthouse

verb. Means to use your cellphone light in a dark area to guide someone towards you.

She got lost so I had to lighthouse her so she could find me.

by Mitchiepoo February 26, 2010

lighthousing

when a guy pulls his foreskin back another guy puts his fore skin over the first guys bell end!

Tim lighthoused me in the shower

by Big Dave April 25, 2005

lighthouse management

The lighthouse manager circles around, focusing on one small aspect of the issue at a time, for less than a second, makes a snap decision ignoring the rest of the issues, then repeats 1 minute later making and entirely new snap decision. Result: project goes nowhere.

Manager: Why is that in Red?
Staff: it's the customer requirement.
Manager: but their logo is blue.. make it blue!
Staff: typical lighthouse management, it will be green tomorrow!!

by Bend Over Here It Comes Again April 26, 2014

lighthouse

A tall, red haired person.

A: "Remember Tim from highschool? He had red hair and was tall."
B: "Yeah, he was a fucking lighthouse!

by Appels_NL September 12, 2015

lighthouse

A tall, red haired person.

A: "Remember Tim from highschool? He had red hair and was tall."
B: "Yeah, he was a fucking lighthouse!

by Appels_NL September 12, 2015

Lighthouse

The bathtub game where you fill the tub with bubbles lie flat on your back with a full erection painted with water colored paint with the tip being yellow. Then you partner (Motorboat Magee) with their face half submerged, makes motorboat sounds and tries to find the light house beach (floating testicles), and once ashore, uses a finger in the anus to "anchor" to shore

Hey love you wanna play lighthouse tonight?

by Christian Ellis September 21, 2016