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Creamy Lavender

When you cum all over your partners bruises from the rough sex the night before.
I gave my girlfriend a Creamy Lavender this morning, to apologize for last night's rough sex.
by ZasinZebra February 11, 2021
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light the lavender

v.

1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.

2. To engage in max relaxin'.
It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:

Shark week. Time to light the lavender.
by stephamie March 15, 2012
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lavendering

1)what black and brown people do as opposed to blushing.

2)the urban and once conclusive expression of blushing between two people but as a result of perpetual usage in urban areas new verbage was born
Ex:1)I haven't lavendered from positive verbal expression in a while but this new girl has the advantage of speaking to me in such a positive way that makes my cheeks promptly change colors and rise just below my eyes.

Ex :2) I always knew there was a reason that purple was my favorite color...I guess it's because I knew eventualy one day i'd come across someone who could make me lavender.

Ex: 3) I'm lavendering as I type this
by ynot & ice January 12, 2009
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lavender..toca

a rlly good tiktoker and almost has 25k 😱 they do tocqboca vids qnd roblox
omg lavender..toca ypu sould be verified
by yayziesbbbbbbb January 31, 2021
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Lavender

A scent that soothes the soul.
Ok class today we're going to sniff lavender.
by Awesome Suace Man June 3, 2015
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Lavender Baby

A child concieved in a lavender marriage. In which, at least one of the spouses was homosexual. This is usually to make others think that the spouse(s) are completly heterosexual.
Tommy- "My parents are gay"
Mike- "But don't you have a mom and a dad"
Tommy- "Yeah, but my parents married each other and had me to try and convince themselves and others that they were straight, but they aren't."
Mike- "Ohhh, so you're a lavender baby."
by danibanana31 October 11, 2011
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Trimming the lavender

When a lady trims another lady's front garden.
She was up all night trimming the lavender.
by Jimjamaroo July 21, 2019
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