laptop battle

When many men and women are sitting in the same coffee shop and all their laptops are flipped open.

I went into Cup of Joe Coffee Shop and saw a whole laptop battle going on inside.

by cu chulainn December 16, 2017

call that laptop

a term for e-sex

'oh bertha and kyle having e-sex? call that laptop!'

by sageleaaf March 10, 2022

laptop tattoos

the marks made on your legs from having a laptop resting on them for wayyyyy too long.

I was on facebook all night long, and now I have some serious laptop tattoos goin' on.

by AliceInUnderland August 29, 2011

Laptop Nigga

Niggas who refuse to buy a pc

like nigga why u on da Laptop

Darius still aint got no computer
What a Laptop Nigga

by Kiikle April 26, 2020

laptop battle

When two people are sitting across from each other and each of them is using their laptops at the same time.

John and Jim were sitting at the coffee shop having a real laptop battle.

by Conchobar Mac Nessa January 2, 2018

laptop music

Any type of electronic music that doesn't contain actual instruments

John's music taste is nothing but laptop music

by true_funk March 11, 2019

Laptop Natzi

A laptop natzi is a person that is always using a minimum of three laptops at the same time and at least four others they are supposed to be 'fixing' for other people. WARNING! Do not leave this person alone with your laptop and a small philips screwdriver! Seeing your own lap in pieces for the first time can be devastating.

A laptop natzi will spend hours on end in a room 'working' on several lap's Time means nothing in the natzi's world while his homey sits with absolutely nothing to do! The natzi is always happy to add insult to injury by promising to let there friend play with one of their beloved laptops in just a few more minutes. Of course this will never happen since time still does not exist in the world of a laptop natzi.

by LilJewMe March 6, 2010