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pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke
Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me
by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019
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kill me

kill me
kill me
by GeneralGardio February 5, 2020
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you are going to get killed by me

What i call homo-sapiens who mention by name in place of an abscess.
Person 1: Are you mentioning my name in place of an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: you are going to get killed by me
by Abreathofaversaillian January 20, 2025
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kill me

when someone tries to explain something so stupid, it makes them want to kill themselves because of how dumb it is.
Yo dude remember The Ferdinand Tank Destroyer? Yea you can kill me because it gave me depression
by 6969fuckyou6969lololol July 29, 2023
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kill me

kill me its a sentence to say when you are bored or when you want to laught or for kill yourself or you want to insult a guy
😂 kill me kid lol.
Im bored of this life kill me.
Oh lol its very funny kill me.
U so annoying so i want to kill me.
by zV orbx me Vz December 10, 2019
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Kill Me!

i want to die i have been traped in the urban dictionary for years im lonly please help.
by ohshitheshere November 6, 2020
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kill me where i stand

Put your fucking hands up and get out of the car!

kill me where I stand
by Séan Miller February 10, 2022
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