Kelsey 

Kelsey is the most beautiful girl ever. She is clever and funny. She makes you smile every day and has beautiful amazing blue eyes. She is always loving and cute.

Get yourself a Kelsey

Kelsey by Paynter Leo November 2, 2020

Kelsey 

Kelsey is someone you don’t want to call your father Kelsey is what you call a “sperm donor” Kelsey is a bastard and a piece of shit who likes to manipulate others he is also a pathological liar Kelsey tends to make promises and break hearts and give people trust issues

Kelsey never shows for holidays or birthdays or has never paid child support

Kelsey by DILLIGAF02 May 11, 2022

Kelsey 

the hottest, prettiest, most skilled at everything little shorty eva!!! guys follow her around like bees on honey. she always smells good and ALWAYS looks FANTASTIC!!!! there simply is no one on earth that is better!!! when you see a kelsey you also see every guy you have ever liked following her around. Kelsey is all around amazing :)

here comes kelsey followed by thomas, lucas, cam, jared, brad, kyle, david, tyler, vince, derek, bobby, nick, micheal...etc.

Kelsey by Kelsey may October 20, 2008

Kelsey 

A Kelsey, in short, is an intelligence void. It is the IQ Level, lower than vegetable, meaning that this person has a negative IQ. Just being close to this person can cause slow and painful brain loss, which will result in the eventual transformation into a vegetable and Kelsey as well.

Dude... it is soooo awesome to hang out with Kelsey... yea... totally... ghhhra...daa...da.

Kelsey by White Turtle August 2, 2009

Kelsey 

Total cutie, thinks you are a little girl if you dont do what she wants. Is always fun to be around, unless she doesnt talk at all..... ever.. even during awkward silences... Once you get used to her awkwardness you will learn to get along with her and it wont be too awkward. She seems to act hyper and crazy with everyone except you so dont get your hopes up. other than that kelsey is a fine specimen of a women and is sure to brighten up your day .

Person 1: Dude did you just hear that horrible noise?
Person 2: Yeah i know its piercing its gotta be a "kelsey."

Kelsey by icreepongirls May 30, 2011

Kelsey 

Kelsey is a somewhat weird gurl.. she tends to just laugh when people say shes pretty cuz she knows its not true. Dont lie to her face! shell kick it in. She tends to use words most people find weird. She says that things will be ok but deep down she knows its not true. And unless you make her mad shell always love you. She knows how to kick butt but can be very nice at the same time.

i have nothing to put here. yet! but if you have a picture of a kelsey like this feel free to add it =]

Kelsey by psuradork March 7, 2009

Kelsey 

THE finest female ever.
But on the real is the coolest, flyest, sexiest, prettiest gurl AIR PHILIPPINES has ever seen.
one tends to have a shortage of breathe when around such a stunning figure.
Can do tricks with her chest... its more of a gift that she has.
AIR PHILIPPINE'S cutty buddy.
THE Definition of G.G.W.B GoodGodWaddaBooty
DUDES WANT HER, LADIES WANNA BE HER.

WOAH! did you see the trick Kelsey can do??? its crazy!

GOOD GOD KELSEY! youz a tall glass of water...... AND IM THIRSTAY....

DAMNNNNNNNNN! Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey. YOU GOT A PRETTY ASS NAME KELSEY.

Kelsey by AIR PHILIPPINES January 22, 2008