A big nosed bitchy blonde girl that closely resembles the character of Pinnochio. Extremely clingy and stalks her previous boyfriend who doesn't want her because she is rumored to have a penis. Kelsey is also another expression meaning... when you take a shit and the water splashes and hits the bottom off your ass thus covering your ass in toilet water. Also called taking a kelsey.
Dude i got my ass all wet from taking a kelsey.
Seriously, I always see her nose sticking out of the bushes when she follows me home. She is such a kelsey.
Seriously, I always see her nose sticking out of the bushes when she follows me home. She is such a kelsey.
by Peterpan152 March 6, 2011
Get the Kelseymug. Can be a bit crazy at times and loves mischief. But if your on her good side she can be an amazing friend and will always stick with you because she is a loyal human being. Most likely short and blonde. With blue eyes
Ava: I’m going to go hang out with kelsey
Ryan: are you sure you want to do that she can be really crazy
Ava: she won’t be crazy because she’s my bestie and always will be
Ryan: are you sure you want to do that she can be really crazy
Ava: she won’t be crazy because she’s my bestie and always will be
by AvalikesEmergencyC December 28, 2020
Get the Kelseymug. by Axeman420 March 31, 2019
Get the Kelseymug. by xLapisOrBobx August 22, 2019
Get the Kelseymug. Psycho Bitch that has no real friends. She cant be trusted and made her only friends miserable with her snide comments and judgements and eventually drives them away. She isnt confident about herself, which is why she constantly brags about what little she has and insults her friends. She couldnt get a guy unless he was a man whore. Shes an awful person who is rudely inconsiderate and competitive. She never wins at anything, so basically a Kelsey is a failure at life. If you meet a Kelsey just walk away and save yourself the trouble and the drama...
by loyallove13 June 2, 2011
Get the Kelseymug. Kelsey is a girl with a small body and doesn’t think she is that pretty. Some people think she is but not many. Once she is in the relationship with you there will only be you. She is one of the most loyal people ever.
by Cakemacet August 8, 2020
Get the Kelseymug. by faith8131 April 10, 2020
Get the Kelseymug.