Kansas Cocktail

Libation created by drinking 1/3 a can of Coca-Cola and then refilling that 1/3 with your choice of bourbon and/or whiskey. A poor man's bourbon and coke.
To start off the night at the bonfire she grabbed a six pack of Coke Classic and I grabbed a fifth of Jim Beam...we mixed, mingled and then made ourselves 6 Kansas Cocktails...
by Kitt Kansas June 19, 2010
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Kansas Sandwich

A sandwich consisting of two prime cuts of grass-fed beef with kansas city sirloin strips in the middle. Garnish with red sequins from Dorothy's slippers.
I'll have the Kansas Sandwich on rye.
by hubblesandwich December 21, 2010
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Manhattan, Kansas

I live in Manhattan, Kansas, aka the Little Apple!
by danflor February 17, 2010
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Humboldt, Kansas

A b.a town that won the 2011 Kansas State Babe Ruth tournament. Only has a population of 1900 but they still kick ass at baseball.
Humboldt, Kansas is now the champs and is going to regionals.
by 2011 babe ruth August 09, 2011
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shawnee, kansas

a nice town in kansas near overland park and KCK.
kid one: so where do you live?
kid two: shawnee, kansas.
kid one: KANSAS IS GAY. IT'S SO FREAKING BORING
kid two: well then where do you live?
kid one: uhh... well that's none of your freaking business. *signs off*
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Kansas Banana

A euphemism used by medical staff to refer to a patient admitted for prolonged erection as a result of over dosing on Viagra. The term is derived from the fact that one of the first celebrity endorsers of the drug was a Senator from Kansas named Dole. A synonym is "purple paw paw."
We have a Kansas banana in exam room three and ice packs aren't working so I think we'll have to install a shunt to drain it.
by Cledus Snow October 17, 2021
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Trip to Kansas

The act of finger banging a women while she’s on the toilet taking a shit. You could also jerk off a dude while he's taking a dump and it would be considered same act.
Last night my women was over, she let me take her on a “trip to KansasWHAT A MESS!!!
by Scuba Stan March 12, 2022
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