Kansas Cocktail

Libation created by drinking 1/3 a can of Coca-Cola and then refilling that 1/3 with your choice of bourbon and/or whiskey. A poor man's bourbon and coke.

To start off the night at the bonfire she grabbed a six pack of Coke Classic and I grabbed a fifth of Jim Beam...we mixed, mingled and then made ourselves 6 Kansas Cocktails...

by Kitt Kansas June 21, 2010

Kansas Sandwich

A sandwich consisting of two prime cuts of grass-fed beef with kansas city sirloin strips in the middle. Garnish with red sequins from Dorothy's slippers.

I'll have the Kansas Sandwich on rye.

by hubblesandwich December 21, 2010

Manhattan, Kansas

The Little Apple

I live in Manhattan, Kansas, aka the Little Apple!

by danflor February 17, 2010

Humboldt, Kansas

A b.a town that won the 2011 Kansas State Babe Ruth tournament. Only has a population of 1900 but they still kick ass at baseball.

Humboldt, Kansas is now the champs and is going to regionals.

by 2011 babe ruth August 12, 2011

shawnee, kansas

a nice town in kansas near overland park and KCK.

kid one: so where do you live?
kid two: shawnee, kansas.
kid one: KANSAS IS GAY. IT'S SO FREAKING BORING
kid two: well then where do you live?
kid one: uhh... well that's none of your freaking business. *signs off*

by bfuadh dfahsd fnuidf hnuigy09238u !!!!! August 3, 2007

Trip to Kansas

The act of finger banging a women while she’s on the toilet taking a shit. You could also jerk off a dude while he's taking a dump and it would be considered same act.

Last night my women was over, she let me take her on a “trip to Kansas” WHAT A MESS!!!

by Scuba Stan March 12, 2022

Kansas Banana

A euphemism used by medical staff to refer to a patient admitted for prolonged erection as a result of over dosing on Viagra. The term is derived from the fact that one of the first celebrity endorsers of the drug was a Senator from Kansas named Dole. A synonym is "purple paw paw."

We have a Kansas banana in exam room three and ice packs aren't working so I think we'll have to install a shunt to drain it.

by Cledus Snow October 17, 2021