Kabob

Two or more gay men sitting on a flag pole where it goes through their anus and out their mouth. This resembles the food.

Neighbor 1: What the hell!
Neighbor 2: What is it?
Neighbor 1: Brian and Rick are kabobing on my flag pole again!
Neighbor 2: Only fags kabob!
Neighbor 1: We should go bowling. Maybe when we come back they will be gone.
Neighbor 2: Alright.

by Jackoncracknmeth April 7, 2023

slob kabob drunk

When an individual consumes enough alcohol that their natural resistance to slob on just anyone's kabob is diminished to the point of slobbing in some kabob by the end of the night, this happens most likely with a stranger they will never see again. Knowing names is optional.

I couldn't believe that Gwynn was at the company Christmas party slob kabob drunk, and she vanished with those twins from accounting with mustaches.

by The real W November 21, 2023

kameel kabeeb kabob

A man notorious for virusifying every device in peoples houses. Including their tables. He is a mafia boss in charge for all of the scams in India, and you usually know your being attacked by him when you can here his message and he virusifies your table. Usuallu followed by a scream.

“Kameel Kabeeb Kabob used his hacker skills and scammed my whole famiky and virusified our table, he then screamed as all of our money left our bank accounts and we became homeless”

by Gaymer.JalebiBaby December 20, 2022

dog on a kabob

1: is that how you spell kabob?
2: YUM
3: i just heard this while listening to something

______: they can have their dog on a kabob
me: IM GONNA LOOK THIS UP ON URBAN DICTIONARY HA

by omegachickennugger December 22, 2020

The Reverse Kabob

the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra

"Dude yesterday I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."

by TheCheeseCrusader December 3, 2019

Kabobing

Similar to spitroasting it is where 3 people doing a devils threesome where 1 guy has the mouth and 1 has either the asshole or the cunt but the position before was double penetration and the guy who had the ass went to the front. And the girl is upside down laying on something while the guys stand and fuck her from both angles

"Bro my gf wants to do some kabobing and idk what to do."

"Not while we are eating kevin. We love how you trust us enough to tell us this, but on behalf of me and your mother we don't want to hear about a 16 year Olds sex life"

by Abyssalment August 28, 2023

Power Shish Kabob

The sexual act of using a power drill on your significant others genitals such as urethral drilling and vaginal drilling. For certain people the drill has a different drill bit on it such as rubber or a dildo.

The deeper the drill goes the more points you will receive in the sex games. *AKA how much cum you shall receive on your face*

I'm gonna try the Power Shish Kabob with my girl tonight"

by FingerPuncher May 30, 2017