Kimmie

To magically injure oneself fairly badly, when it shouldn’t have been possible. As if you are an accident magnet.

I pulled a Kimmie. I cut myself holding a book. I concussed myself with my freezer door. I triped up stairs and sprained my knee.

by IknowKim June 7, 2021

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Kimmy

Kimmy is I

I’m kimmy

by Yyy7d March 14, 2021

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Kimmie Syndrome

When one goes into a vegetative state by choice.

I dropped my queso and soon after I developed Kimmie Syndrome.

by Climacophiliac May 15, 2018

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Pull A Kimmie

1. to have sex with multiple partners while still in a relationship.

2. an older woman to get intoxicated and have sex with significantly younger men.

3. premeditated rape

1. Did she Pull A Kimmie last night with that 21-yr old?

2. Look at that guy, I am going to fuck him by the end of the night.

by Zelski September 6, 2010

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Kimmied

The art of missing one theft while reviewing another theft.

“I was reviewing CCTV and totally got kimmied.”

“At least you didn’t get kimmied”

by BipolarSoviet July 6, 2020

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A cinematic masterpiece from the year of our lord two thousand and seventeen. Most notably remembered for the oscar nominated performance given by its namesake Kimmy Granger. An excellent character study of the dionysus archetype that will surely be enjoyed for generations to cum.

Guy 1: Did you see that new Marvel movie? Shit was fucking cheeks
Guy 2: Dude its time you watched some real cinema, Kimmy Granger Likes it Rough is where its at
Guy 1 (after watching the movie): Holy shit, I can never look at life the same way again

by xGabeItchx January 15, 2025

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