Jonah

Gay dude

Jonah is gay

by picti April 25, 2019

Jonah

A Chinese Jew with the mental capacity of a rabid, shellshocked hedgehog. Other qualities that a "Jonah" might posses are being extremely racist and violent.

My parents hate Jonah.
Jonahs make good pets when they're not let inside.

by PenisesMilks January 25, 2016

Jonah

A person know by the areas of Fort worth and Tarrant county as the worlds largest fuck up as a tuba player. The motto of the current Crowley band tuba section of 2012 is no one wants to be a jonah and the term is already spread to tubas all over the state of Texas making the phrase "no one wants to be a jonah" popular.

Person: Why is that guy still in this band he does nothing and all he does is read and screw things up.

Person 2: Hes a Jonah hes hopless. He has passed the point of no return

by Sheabutter ass December 17, 2012

Jonah

Fucking shithead.

He's such a Jonah

by Conner Bartlett March 5, 2017

Jonah

A guy that is a rather “odd ball” he never misses a chance to jerk off to a 12 year old girls hair. He loves a good fuck to the orange. A Jonah is very rare (which is a good thing) and jerks off with his friends
He is always messing with girls and making them self conciense about their hair. A Jonah is very hard to find and is about 1 in 7,000,000,000

Jonah: whoa you’re hair looks so fucking hot

12 year old girl: Jonah this is getting out of hand
Jonah: let’s find a girl and have a threesome
Cameron: can I join?

***
Girl: do you know Jonah?
Guy: JONAH? he’s an “odd ball”
Girl: did you know he fucks oranges?
Guy: I’m not surprised

by Mary Holland March 19, 2018

Jonah

He sucks

Jonah sucks

by oh.-.- August 29, 2019

Jonah

Super cool guy who loves to have fun. He is sweet to everyone until they cross him. He has a small penis

Girl 1: woah whose that guy over there, he's so cool
Girl 2: I don't know, he must be a Jonah

by dylan.schwartz January 8, 2017