Johnathan Hammer

A male who happens to have the hots for female minors and abuses them

Omg did u hear what happened to Skyler! She got Johnathan Hammered

by B3th4nyTurn3R July 22, 2024

johnathan yu

the most valid of individuals omg
literally slays on the daily

"omg have you ever heard of this mysterious eldritch creation known as johnathan yu"
"literally slayed yessssss preach uwu owo"

by Naur1 December 24, 2022

johnathan le

The 5 year old famous brother of Micheal Le.

Yo who is Micheal Le’s brother? Oh yeah bro it’s Johnathan Le.

by Lilcoffeebean September 9, 2020

Johnathan "Carrie" Sundholm: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

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Person 10: Johnathan "Carrie" Sundholm: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 13, 2025

Johnathan

Pussy whooped ass nigga the fights over other girls and flashes his gun bc he is a pussy and don’t want the smoke

Real nigga:” bruh Johnathan is a pussy bro he didn’t want fade”
Real nigga 2:” I swear I hate that nigga he hella whooped for that.”

by You’re whooped October 1, 2019

Johnathan M.

A very black person who doesn’t care about nobody they him/her self

Johnathan M. Doesn’t even care about me

by J..berryyy January 13, 2023

Johnathan

A good friend of brook and Taylor. Likes snowboarding and drawing.

Johnathan is a poopy stinky fart face

by Johno5 June 10, 2021