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Complete backstabber will act as though she loves you until she gains your trust. Once she has gained your trust she will soil all secrets and get with you ex and turn everyone you care about against you. Don't trust her you will regret it and want to kill her after she is done with you. After a while of her torture she will come back as though she never did anything to you in the first place. You will want to forgive her and let her back into your life but she will just do it all over again until you are broken.
Jillian: Hey look it's your ex I'm going to go talk to him
You:why
Jillian:me and him have gotten really close to each other since yalls breakup last week I think I want to ask him out
You:(walk off mad) ok bye!
(the next day)
Jillian:hey so I asked him out he said yes
You:I hate you Jillian never talk to me again (you slap her and walk away)
Jillian by Stoppppppp!!! March 20, 2022
She is the bestest friend you'll ever meet. She is generous and kind and will do anything for you. She will always have your back. She prefers not to date people, but if she does, you will murder them. They are the sweetest people you'll ever meet. They are usually shy, but very smart. Your lucky if shes your friend.
Girl: "Jillian is so amazing"
Boy: "jillian is perfect"
Jillian by gdwkefb2 of April 26, 2022
A girl who cannot decide who to like and usually likes boys named Yusuf. Boys obviously like her but she’s too shy to make a move
Jillian LOVES yusuf
Jillian by Anonymous9890 July 10, 2023
She is drop dead gorgeous, smart, witty and spends a lot of time walking....combine that with being a total nympho, she keeps very fit. The girl is "sitting on a goldmine" but chooses broke losers to hook up with. Her reward: a trip to the clinic along with some penicillin....but can't get a cigarette after a session of Sweating to the Oldies from the food stamp collecting loser she is momentarily attracted to, so she will go to a liquor store and beg for a smoke.

She has been known to use her wily skills to get what she is after by just dropping her lower garments and assuming the position...it amazing to see such a vision of beauty doing such things! It'll surely put a smile on your face and get your blood pumping.
Me: Hey Jillian, let's go out to the garage.

Jillian: Ok

Me: ??? where did she run off to? "Oh, there she is, on her hands and knees! And it seems that she has lost her pants on the way out to the garage!!! Whooda thunk it?"
Jillian by soundslikebstome December 1, 2023
Hottest girl you will ever see. She is not like other girls. She is brilliant, kind, and has a wicked sense of humour. Beyond that, shes a sex god. Seriously, she will chew you up in bed. Watch out, if you’re ever lucky enough to go to bed with a Jillian, you will get addicted.
Person 1: “Omg dude, I just had sex with the smartest, funniest girl ever with the biggest boobs I've ever seen. I cant get enough of her.” Person 2: “Bro, you're so whipped. She must be a Jillian.”
Jillian by Bro-seph75 February 13, 2024
A big ugly chode
He’s so fat, he must have a Jillian.
Jillian by daddyyusuf March 17, 2024