Jfk

The act of helicoptering your penis so hard that you creat an updraft causing

mass destruction

Person 1: “did you see that jfk last night?” Person 2: “yeah it was wild”

by Don’t listen to me May 11, 2022

JFK

Description of a bong hit that has shot a hole through the bowl like a bullet wound.

"Is it cashed?" "yeah it JFK-ed it"

by CheefQueefQueens69 May 12, 2022

JFK

Messy head in the backseat of your lincoln

That chick gave a bomb JFK

by SkinnySteve February 5, 2023

JFK

Some guy who got assassinated LOLZ!1!11!1

I killed JFK and escaped the feds guys!
Somebody get the FBI!

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

JFK

"JFK" is a man called John D******* who F**** kids.

JFK is the abbreviation of "John F**** Kids"

We can't stop JFK from doing what he does best.
F****** Kids

by The Asylum Seeker June 3, 2024

Jfk

A whigga who hooked up with a lot of bitches but got his brains blown out in dallas

Jfk was 200 pumped

by Shisdycaca May 29, 2025

JFK

John Fucking Koon

Person "Who's your favorite president?"
Dumb Person "JFK!"
Smart Person "John Fucking Koon? That niga? Well at least that's better than Black Obama."
Person "Who's your favorite president?"
Smart Person "Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
JFK

by Best User On Urban Dictionary August 26, 2025