iguanaing

Avoiding being with someone by telling them you have better things to do, when in reality, you are doing nothing. Essentially saying "I'd rather do nothing than you"!
Rooted in the fact that iguanas sit around and do nothing all day.

When Sid realized how attractive Lizzie was, he regretted iguanaing her!

by optimaloutfits April 21, 2018

Iguana Nipples

When a woman’s nipples point to different directions

I don’t know what direction her nipples were looking, she’s got Iguana nipples.

by Nichole Adamson April 24, 2019

Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

Canines And Felines Only Eat <<<`s`&`&`&`S`&`&`&`s`>>> Cigarrettes For Iguanas And Bears

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 26, 2025

Sneaky Iguana

When two people have sexual intercourse secretly while others are present.

Carson and Maleigh preformed the sneaky iguana while Caleb, Micah ,and Amber were in the same bed .

by Iguana gang #1 June 11, 2018

Iguanas

Replacement word for niggas

What’s up my young iguanas

by Iguana lover October 30, 2023

pulling an iguana

Feel so cold that you are unable to move and may fall out of your bed, just as motionless iguanas fall from the trees in Florida in a cold winter.

It's so freezing cold that I'm pulling an iguana.

by notanativespeaker January 18, 2018

Iguana

A weird raccoon that lives in mexico

Oh shit is that a coatimundi?

Nah dude that’s an iguana

by toiletman3000 May 26, 2025