Iceland gurt squirt

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.

“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”

by DeenGullberri January 3, 2023

Icelandic Vagina

Contrary to the popular belief, does not mean pika but is simply a vagina from Iceland.

Friends: "Hahaha you're an Icelandic Vagina."

Pika: "I am not!" *yells furiously*

by Datvoiceinyourhead July 30, 2016

Icelandic flip-phone

Sex with little person, and you flip them to where they are completely upside down.

Finally landed bridgette the midget, we did that Icelandic flip-phone. 10/10 recommend

by Thiswaslacysfault2022 January 10, 2022

Icelandic Trailer

you put your dick in a nice ice cold bath, to almost the point of frostbite, and then you put it into a trailer garage (which is a vagina) or or or that or anal, either one, which then allows for arousal through temperature play, make sure that dick is ice cold, straight Icelandic cold.

he gave her the good old Icelandic trailer

by insertcreativeuername February 22, 2025

Icelandic

Adjective; bad, unlikeable, tragic, sucks

Person 1: I just found out I have dyslexia

Person 2: Oh jeez, I'm sorry. that's totally Icelandic

by Benjamin A. Conjunctivitis III June 11, 2024

iceland steamer

Similar to an upper decker, an Icelad Steamer refers to the act of shitting in the recipient’s freezer, leaving a frozen turd to be discovered long after you depart the premises.

Especially effetive for bottom freezers, rather than an awkward side by side. Top freezers are right out unless you are extremely flexible and ludicrously tall.

Or enjoy the tactile sensation of warm shit.

My boss’s dissed my wifes body, so I waited until the kitchen cleared , and left that wretch an Iceland Steamer, for dessert.

by anonymous February 8, 2025

Iceland Volcanic Eruption

The Iceland Volcanic Eruption is when someone is eating a bitches ass and they feel the need to vomit, take a used toilet paper roll, stick it in her ass and proceed to vomit in the tube. After the orgasm of her dreams, let her shit it all out

Ate that bitches ass, have her that Iceland volcanic eruption.

by wackywaterfella December 19, 2023